Jessi Jacquet (huggablysoft)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Jun-13 02:50:57 UTC

Jessi Jacquet

#totw Feeling a little bored now that he can't really rain chaos down on Equestria anymore (with out Celestia threatening to give him a one way trip to the moon if he does), decides to take a walk around Ponyville. He manages to find Derpy wandering around, trying to deliver her letters and packages as usual and comes up with a wildly chaotic plan. He approaches Derpy and proposes a question to her: "Good afternoon Mrs. Derpy. Mmmm.. (thinking inquisitively) How you would you like if I were to say....make your job of delivering mail a little easier?" Derpy pauses for a moment, thinking about the question and already well aware of Discords less than perfect track record. "Oh, I don't know...I really enjoy just delivering the mail casually like I've been doing, even though some of it does get ruined from time to time..." Discord: "I'll throw in a life time supply of muffins." Derpy, really uneasy about the choice, decides to jump at the opportunity. This can only lead to more trouble...