Princess Luna (pr1nc355luna)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-13 23:22:14 UTC
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@pegasusjones Okay, here we go then. Spiders made of macaroni are only gifted enough to bomb watermelons with ice cubes on wednesday. But if they incorrectly sing the song of their people, the kind of watermelons turns into an orange, letting out a terrifying screech that turns cotton balls into latex gloves. The latex gloves eat butter, then proceed to turn it into gold, which they offer to a pit of lava, angered by it's refusal, it throws it in, with no mercy.
