treesy's status on Thursday, 04-Jul-13 15:26:21 UTC

treesy

#totw Pony Joe blearily opened his eyes as the sound of crashing waves and roaring winds echoed in his ears. lightning flashed, illuminating the island he'd washed up on, if a pile of sand with a scattering of palm trees could be called that. He paused to reflect on the circumstances that brought him here. It had all started with a hunters request to slay the dreaded Bipolar Sloth in the far reaches of the frozen south. While traversing the Discordian X-agon, his ship had been attacked by one of Discords most terrifying creations, the Duck-Billed Platypus. The last thing he remembered was one of it's tentacles splitting the ship asunder. Standing up, Joe took a quick inventory. He was still wearing his baked barding. Strapped to that was his Brioche Broadaxe, two Tiger-Bread Tomohawks, and a bandolier of Ballistic Bagels. He sighed. At least he won't be starving any time soon. He paused as a deep Quacking rumbled behind him. Turning slowly he saw that the platypus was also here. "eep"