RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 27-Dec-13 04:07:02 UTC
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We should worry about the important things. Like eggs. Eggs are always praised, but in reality they're one of the most awful things in nature. They're just hard enough not to break when they should, and just weak enough to get broken due to stupid papayas. They're really tasty if cooked just to the point, but that's really hard to do because they're dangerous if below the point and if past (which is a thing that happens easily) they just become a tasteless mass of white and yellow, dry and good for nothing except filling. If god really created them I'd like to kick him in the crotch.
