that guy you hate (somedude)'s status on Monday, 20-Jan-14 17:46:03 UTC

that guy you hate

Yo, what up, grapes?
I'mma tell you a tale
'Bout how Ash Ketchum got his ass sent to jail
Beat the Elite Four, won the tournament war
But he just couldn't get the same rush as before
Fat and depressed, his life had gone south
So he turned to Pikachu and then he punched him in the Meowth
He felt so alive! He felt so real!
He beat all his Pokemon with his fists of Registeel
He got arrested for domestic violence
It was a crazy mothermurdockin' Cacturne of events
He said that Pika's bruises happened on the stairs when he fell
The cops said "GRANBULL bananas!" and threw that grapes in a cell