Rarity (rarity)'s status on Sunday, 03-Aug-14 20:52:37 UTC

  1. @mlpaustin Greetings, everyone. I am new. (One second – let me get this spork out of the
    way.) My name is Katy, but you can call me the Penguin of Doom. (I’m laughing
    aloud.) As you can plainly see, my actions have no pattern whatsoever. That is
    why I have come here. To meet similarly patternless individuals, such as myself.

    I am 13 – mature for my age, however! – and I enjoy watching Invader Zim
    with my girlfriend. (I am bisexual. Please approach this subject maturely.)
    It is our favorite television show, as it adequately displays stochastic
    manners of behavior such as we possess.

    She behaves without order – of course – but I wish to meet more individuals
    of her and my kind. As the saying goes, “the more, the merrier.”

    Ah, it is to laugh. Anyway, I hope to make many friends here, so please
    comment freely.

    Doom!

    That is simply one of many examples of my random actions. Ha, ha. Fare
    thee well. I wish you much love and waffles.

    Yours,

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