Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Mar-15 02:50:27 UTC

Narwhal Rarity

@rarity Is...is that a rank 3 fedora?!?!?!? You sir are no doubt a Grand Master in the Supreme Euphoric Church of MRA, why you are even wearing the trench coat vestments of the most enlightened. Truly sir, you are a nice guy and just intimidate females! Please, master, teach me to devote my spirit to the friendzone!!!