Jonathan Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 05:05:09 UTC
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@pachipie Asian joke. The Kia Rio gets 40+ mpg no matter what you are using it for. You can get a new car for under $10k... and they are *so* cute. Tiawan has those Weather Girls and NMA.tv (with recently a nod with decency to the FIM fans). The Latinos nuked the UK, then the Germans started pushing the Russians back and curbed our notions of superiority, so we nuked their friends' moms' houses, which were made of Tsunami-proof paper. We started literally spamming our allies (to help them like we help the poor people without medicine by giving them disease-ridden blankets even in the tropics). So, the honorable Asian Islanders turn over control of the government but take back the design of the machine. They give us crotch rockets and microchips and humble us with our speaking without being spoken to. They work all of this out online with anonymity and crazy glyphs, and they give you Anime and 4chan, so that you can figure it out All By Myself! Pushing little children with their fully a
