Jonathan Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Aug-11 16:12:12 UTC

  1. @communistprime Oh. Obama's "Yes We Can" campaign resulted in an image on /b/ of two-tone Twilight Sparkle with the caption, "Read." It seemed to be apropos, as did the hip-hop, "Read a book... Read a book... Read a muffin cooking book..." Only later did it occur to me that we wouldn't be allowed to encourage everypony to "Ride a bus... Ride a bus..." as our oil industry may have to strong of a hold on our babies brains, so to start with, we should encourage people to abandon organized institution of religion and education and global war by telling little boys that wrestling with boys and playing with their balls is less productive for the nation as a whole and that they should play with ponies, instead.

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