Jonathan Conrad (fnordly)'s status on Saturday, 20-Aug-11 19:25:16 UTC

  1. Jonathan Conrad Jonathan Conrad

    @kaijinzero Somewhere back in the Black Mountains of South Dakota, there lived a young pony by the name of Rocky RaccooOooOoon. One day his mare ran off with another guy; hit young Rocky in the eye. Rocky didn't like that, he said, "I'm gonna get that boy." So one day he booked himself a room at the local saloon. Rocky Raccoon checked into his room, only to find Gideon's bible. Rocky had come equipped with a gun, to shoot of the legs of his rival. His rival it seemed had broken his dreams by stealing the love of his fancy. Her name is McGill. She called herself Lil, but everyone knew her as Nancy.

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