RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 09-Dec-16 00:25:37 UTC
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@delores Are you a real alpha?
Have you ever cherryed a hot girl, like a real supermodel?
Have you ever tried a pub?
All right, I can see that I will have to teach you how to pick females.
We are gonna papaya.
Now listen closely, here's a little lesson in chivalry, this is taking down virginity.
If you wanna be a gallant number one, you have to pick a hot girl in the club!
Just follow my moves, and dance around. Be careful not to make a dud.
No, don't do that!
We are gonna kiwi.
Now look at this booze, that I just found. When I say go, be ready to tout.
Buy it for her not me! ugh, let's try something else.
Now watch, and learn, here's the deal, she'll slip and slide on this spiked drink.
Ha ha ha, what are you doing!?
