Ulysses Norbert Owen (automicrojuvoequiphiliac)'s status on Sunday, 04-Sep-11 04:13:08 UTC

Ulysses Norbert Owen

So I'm browsing new posts on this website. I see something about a pony name generator. I think "this might be interesting." I click, and it turns out this generator is within a flash game requiring registration. Well screw that! Wait a minute. Artix? Holy crap, that's not Artix Entertainment, is it? They wouldn't do anything like thi-HOLY CRAP IT IS. At this point I remember the many hours I happily wasted on Dragon Fable, MechQuest and AdventureQuest Worlds. One one hand, Artix Entertainment has repeatedly presented me with fun timewasters, but on the other hand, this concept has the capacity to obliterate any and all faith I have in them if not handle properly. I make my decision, I mute the music and dive in. Twenty minutes later, Little Mango Bug is at level two and has a new robe. Thank you, Artix Entertainment. You have my membership for the fifth time.