What do you care (grimauxiliatrix)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Oct-11 06:22:56 UTC
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@carcino Once Upon A Time, In A Land Much Different From Our Own Alternia, In A Land Known As Equestria, There Lived A Violet Hoofbeast Named Twilight Sparkle. Twilight Was The Chief Understudy Of The Supreme Subjugglator Of The Land. As Such, She Never Had The Time To Gain Friendship Or Love. One Day, The Supreme Subjugglator Told Twilight That She Must Go To The Closest Gathering Of Hoofbeasts, Know As Ponyville, And Destroy It. Twilight Happily Complied, And Immediately Traveled To The Center Of The Population Mass. Upon Arriving, She Encountered Another Hoofbeast, Whom Promptly Gasped And Fled. Twilight Was Confused, The Hoofbeasts Were Supposed To Lay Themselves At Her Feat And Beg For Mercy. I will continue This Tale Tomorrow, Child. You Must Go To Bed.
