Mitch (mitchzer0)'s status on Thursday, 03-Nov-11 04:15:01 UTC
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Since steam community is down, I wrote this: One day Gabe Newell decided to go to McDonalds in his mobility Scooter, he orders a big meal with a super sized Pepsi, but he forgot the lid. Gabe then went into Valve Software with his mobility scooter and super sized meal, he went into the elevator and ate his meal. From all the extra Weight Gabe gained, he lossed control of himself and fainted on his mobility scooter. The elevator just happened to land on the Steam server room and Gabe's scooter kept on moving forward. Gabe then crashed into the Steam community server and spilled his Pepsi on it, causing a massive outage on steamcommunity.com. Then Gabe woke up and put the scooter in reverse but an employee witht the finished version of episode three happened to be behind him. Shocked by the scooter, the employee ran but dropped the Disc containing episode three in the path of Gabe's scooter. Gabe ran over the disc breaking it into billions of pieces and Gabe lived fattly ever after. end!
