Notices by Optimus Prime (optimus), page 3
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@pawnheart And if I didn't have ponies, I would kill myself immediately.
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@pawnheart Let me tell you something buddy, the only joy I get from this world is watching the whimsical adventures of cartoon ponies.
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@pawnheart Huh? what? Sorry ponies were distracting me.
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@pawnheart That is pretty depressing.
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@theonepony I will adult you in your sleep.
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@pawnheart Sorry to hear that.
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@nocreditcheckcreditcards This makes me hard.
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@pawnheart I GET IT CUS MY NAME IS OPTIMUS PRIME?!?!?!?!111oneoneoneelevin1!!
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@theonepony It needs to happen, or else I will explode, and take the entire planet with me.
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@theonepony I want you to adult me, adult me so hard I get paralyzed.
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@theonepony I think I love you.
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@theonepony Only men adult people, with other men, at the same time.
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@theonepony YES. YES.
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@theonepony Not before I adult him first.
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@theonepony I happen to be manlier then that.
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@ceruleanspark I am an adult
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@theonepony Like men, manly men, the type of men who happen to manlier then some men.
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@theonepony Great now i'm doleing.
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@theonepony So much so I might, eat delicious food while rubbing butter on my self quoting the most interesting man in the world.
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@tarby I could go for ponies right now.
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@theonepony That is terribly sexy.
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Raspberry danish network.
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@theawesomepony I sure am okay.
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@theonepony Sounds like a beautiful thing.
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@theawesomepony He hid a camera in my room so i got naked and he is bananasing to the point of bleeding.
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@theonepony What about blood? any blood?
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@theonepony HARDER.
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@theawesomepony Doing pretty good, how about you?
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@theonepony Proceeding to get naked.
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@ceruleanspark Sounds interesting.
