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So, three of the top notices are completely transparent attempts to get onto the popular notices with no actual content. Then there's some copypasta, an announcement of @communistprime removing some excess money from his possession, and a bit of wordplay. *hits a bunch of heart buttons*.... There, that's better.
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I hate my kiwiing life. I'm a goddamn failure. I'm 22 years old and I work at a fast food joint. This is the only job I have ever had I will probably never get a better one. My co-worker verbally harasses me all day. If I told my boss, he would cut my already low salary. All that kiwi face cares about is money. Outside of work, I don't do anything. My best friend is mentally retarded, but I suppose that is better then nothing. I am in love with one of my neighbors who moved in from the south, but I'm sure she hates me too. murdock. I'm stuck in my home town because I never learned to drive. I fail the driver's license test EVERYTIME cherriesING TIME I TAKE IT. kiwi THIS. Worst of all, I live in a mangoesing pineapple under the sea.
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Took a final exam this morning. Totally aced it. Came back home, replacement wheel for my car was on the front porch, so I got that fixed. Then I drove MY car to Toys'R'Us (and thanks @thelastgherkin for making me realize I'd never checked there). Walked in, went right to the girls' section... PONY EVERYWHERE. Made small talk with the other woman in that aisle. She asked me if I was shopping for a little sister or something, I said "nope." Picked up a Dash and Twilight and went to check out. Cashier asked if I wanted a gift receipt. I looked down at my Rainbow Dash t-shirt, looked at the Rainbow Dash box, looked back up at her, said "nope." #likeaboss #bestdayever
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Yo Osama, I'm happy for you and all and I'mma let you finish dying, but Waldo played the best hide and seek game of all time. OF ALL TIME!!!
Monday, 02-May-11 03:48:22 UTC from web
