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Mitch Hedberg: The next time I move I hope I get a real easy phone number, something like 2222222. People will ask, "Mitch, how do I get a hold of you?" I'll say, "Just press two for a while, when I answer, you'll know that you've pressed two enough."
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 09:17:09 UTC from web -
Cowboy life hack: keep saying "buffalo" until you form a sentence
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You don't wanna see my hand, where my hand be at?
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 19:16:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You don't wanna see my bees
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Whenever I feel sad and someone asks me what's wrong and I don't want to deal with their line of questioning, I just sniff and pretend like I'm coming down with something
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:48:53 UTC from web-
@tiffany Shocking revelations from "No Sniff Tiff"
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@thelastgherkin this is the worst day I've had in the past 24 hours
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We noticed you're using an Ad Blocker. Fandom-powered wikia is powered by fans, for search engine optimisation oops I mean for fans
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 18:23:52 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Who is Jerry Mander
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 10:15:06 UTC from web -
RT @rekastnered a honest Luminescent Serum is that it leaves you with less Luminescent Serum.
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 09:06:07 UTC from web -
I'm not perfect, but at least I don't roleplay in youtube comments sections
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 21:09:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin i like seeing people with names like "Vegeta" say things like "death to all the cherryrs and jews"
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@mrmattimation To be fair Vegeta was a xenophobe
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one week since you looked at meTuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:15:12 UTC from web -
I left the deviantart Pinkieism group, and now they're letting in Nazi ponies
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:12:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You were their moral compass
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I got Valentines from every lunchlady except one
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 20:01:43 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No, chris hemsworth caught the attention of all the gay dudes, while AFAIK being straight. You caught the attention of all the straight ladies while being gay.
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@nerthos I get that a lot, on account of the handsomeness
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@thelastgherkin ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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My cinema offers "Fifty Shades Darker" in English but NOT Lego Batman. INJUSTICE!
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:55:26 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer repeated this.
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@adiwan For some reason it is not unexpected that Germany is into Fifty Shades Darker
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@thelastgherkin I would laugh about it but it's too infuriating to react otherwise.
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@adiwan ;_;7
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Just watched the Justice League Action episode "Play Date". Toyman traps the League in a Street Fighter type game. It's as incredible as it sounds.
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 19:13:52 UTC from web -
Roses are red, violets are blue, he's the first member of the DK Crew
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:47:02 UTC from web -
I destroyed my leg on a bollard
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 16:13:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm surprised you could even fit on one
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