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A friend saw me taking screencaps of the Pie family for a project and she was like "what's going on?", to which I replied "so the pink pony was born in this Mennonite rock farming pony family and they do not understand what happiness is until she saw a rainbow and invented parties". She was all like "Who wrote this?! Seriously, who wrote this because this is AWESOME."
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I've been asking !omegle: "A plane crashes on the border between Canada and Mexico. Where do they bury the dead?" It took a good fifteen minutes before anyone even mentioned that Canada and Mexico don't share a border.
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What if you punched someone so hard they turned into a door? And you're standing there like WTF? Then you find out that's how all the doors in the world are made and the harder you punch someone the better the door is. Then you like get invited into a secret underground group of murderers that go around punching people and turning them into doors and there's like experts that punch people and turn them into hand carved mahogany french exterior doors.
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~~~~NIGEL NYXBERRY, A FANFICTION~~~~ "Class, we have a new student!" "Hello! I'm Nigel Nyxberry!" "It's nice to have you Ms. Nyxberry; now, you can sit anywhere where there's a free-" *Nigel Nyxberry starts unbuttoning her vest* "Helloooooooooooooooooooooo. Iiiiiiii'm Nigel Nyyyyyxbeeerry..." "Ummmm, that's very nice, s-sweetie; now, if--" *Nigel Nyxberry dawns a bueno face, wingdole, and her glasses are nowhere to be seen* "Heeeeeeeeelloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'm Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiigeel Nyyyyyyyyzbeeeeeeeeerry..." |||| "And that's what I dreamed about last night..." "Bawk!" "Scootaloo's right, Sweetie Belle; Ah think that's just weird." THE END
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I just found this from back in January. The funny part is when I say I'm not a devout follower. Six months later... http://ur1.ca/4qdcy
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Took a final exam this morning. Totally aced it. Came back home, replacement wheel for my car was on the front porch, so I got that fixed. Then I drove MY car to Toys'R'Us (and thanks @thelastgherkin for making me realize I'd never checked there). Walked in, went right to the girls' section... PONY EVERYWHERE. Made small talk with the other woman in that aisle. She asked me if I was shopping for a little sister or something, I said "nope." Picked up a Dash and Twilight and went to check out. Cashier asked if I wanted a gift receipt. I looked down at my Rainbow Dash t-shirt, looked at the Rainbow Dash box, looked back up at her, said "nope." #likeaboss #bestdayever
