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1. I am an idiot

   have you ever fallen in love?

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 05:20:29 UTC from web
2. I am an idiot

   Feather

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 05:18:13 UTC from web
3. I am an idiot

   I'm going to find a boyfriend in Wisconsin

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 05:02:33 UTC from web
4. I am an idiot

   Ｏｎｌｙ  ｔｈｏｓｅ  ｗｈｏ  ｅｘｃｅｅｄ  ｅｘｐｅｃｔａｔｉｏｎｓ  ｃａｎ  ｔｒｕｌｙ  ｂｅ  ａｃｃｅｐｔｅｄ．  Ｔｈｏｕ  ｓｈａｌｌ  ｂｅ  ｄｅｎｉｅｄ  ａｃｃｅｓｓ  ｉｆ    ｙｏｕ  ｄｅｆｙ  ｓｕｃｈ  ｒｕｌｅｓ  ｈａｎｄｅｄ  ｄｏｗｎ．  Ｉ  ａｍ  ｔｈｅ  ｐｒｏｐｈｅｔ  ａｎｄ  ｔｈｅｓｅ  ａｒｅ  ｍｙ  ｏｒｄｅｒｓ． 

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:49:35 UTC from web
5. I am an idiot William

   @awwwlyra ＜３

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:43:02 UTC from web
   • I am an idiot

     Ｍａｋｉｎｇ  ａ  ｃｕｌｔ  ｄｅｖｏｔｅｄ  ｔｏ  ＂ｇｅｔｔｉｎｇ  ｙｉｆｆｅｄ＂ http://ur1.ca/eytx4

     
     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:40:53 UTC in context
6. I am an idiot

   Ｉｎｔｅｌｌｉｇｅｎｃｅ  ｆａｒ  ｅｘｃｅｅｄｓ  ｔｈｏｓｅ  ｗｈｏ  ａｒｅ  ｏｆ  ｔｈｉｓ  ｅａｒｔｈ  ｍｕｃｈ  ｌｉｋｅ  ａ  ｓｅｎｔｉｅｎｔ  ｂｅｉｎｇ http://ur1.ca/eyttl

   
   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:33:49 UTC from web
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   • Matt

     @egg That looks like one of the Fly Coins from the Gex games.

     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:35:16 UTC in context
   • I am an idiot Rarity

     @rarity Ｙｅｓ  ｂｅ  ｖｅｒｙ  ｐｌｅａｓｅｄ  ｗｉｔｈ  ｏｕｒ  ｂａｓｅｄ  ｇｏｄ

     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:35:42 UTC in context
   • I am an idiot Matt

     @zeldatra Not a game my friend

     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:36:48 UTC in context
7. I am an idiot

   how edge

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:32:09 UTC from web
8. Solidus Sans

   Gonna go watch Equestria Girls. Later.

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:31:37 UTC from web
   • I am an idiot

     @yodelerty bye

     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:31:49 UTC in context
9. I am an idiot

   crying again

   Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:15:14 UTC from web
   • Shrek :)

     @egg yay

     Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:15:57 UTC in context
10. I am an idiot

    mods at work

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:14:23 UTC from web
11. I am an idiot

    Why spend four hundred dollars on a plushy when you can get a nexus 4 :/

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:08:04 UTC from web
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    • I am an idiot Rarity

      @rarity (:

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:11:13 UTC in context
    • Shrek :)

      @vt3c k

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:12:28 UTC in context
    • Shrek :)

      @egg k

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:12:45 UTC in context
12. I am an idiot

    RT @shrek2 @egg autism

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:09:34 UTC from web
13. I am an idiot

    ok

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:05:48 UTC from web
14. I am an idiot

    kiss http://ur1.ca/eytdv

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:04:26 UTC from web
15. Solidus Sans

    @pegasusjones How dare you insult Owl City

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:40:10 UTC from web
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    • I am an idiot

      @yodelerty YEAH!

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:01:16 UTC in context
    • Solidus Sans I am an idiot

      @egg Do we kiss now

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:01:55 UTC in context
    • I am an idiot

      @yodelerty I dunno. thats up to you man

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 04:02:15 UTC in context
16. I am an idiot

    to

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:55:02 UTC from web
17. I am an idiot

    I wish everyone cried like me but they all think im weirf

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:53:27 UTC from web
18. I am an idiot

    Shrek person is edge

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:47:53 UTC from web
19. I am an idiot

    Very #NSFW http://ur1.ca/eyt0v

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:40:07 UTC from web
    • RDN's Lucifer likes this.
    • RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @egg I'm confused

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:41:08 UTC in context
    • I am an idiot

      @vt3c Enthusiasm

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:41:20 UTC in context
    • I am an idiot RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @redenchilada Cash is a product of sin. The seal of Orichalcos is upon us

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:42:38 UTC in context
20. I am an idiot

    my spirit animal

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:39:02 UTC from web
21. I am an idiot

    #NSFW http://ur1.ca/eyt01

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:37:57 UTC from web
22. I am an idiot

    #NSFW http://ur1.ca/eysyk

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:35:35 UTC from web
23. I am an idiot

    how was that nsfw. how did that get removed. like cmon :(

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:34:19 UTC from web
24. Rarity I am an idiot

    @egg bahaha

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:31:59 UTC from web
    • I am an idiot Solidus Sans

      @yodelerty yeah man http://ur1.ca/eysxt

      
      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:33:34 UTC in context
    • RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) I am an idiot

      @egg How does he draw his circles so perfectly

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:35:11 UTC in context
25. Solidus Sans

    So... what's up then?

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:29:37 UTC from web
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    • Solidus Sans Eris

      @coffeecream Then why watch? XD

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:38:01 UTC in context
    • Eris

      @yodelerty ...i kinda like the story and it's something to do with him that isn't just text chat :x

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:39:02 UTC in context
    • Solidus Sans Eris

      @coffeecream Ahhh. Gotcha.

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:39:33 UTC in context
26. Eris

    Hey guys, I jsut want to say sorry for how I was behaving earlier. It was unacceptable. Moreso for my position. :/

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:26:00 UTC from web
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    • Shrek :) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @redenchilada k

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:48:35 UTC in context
      Matt likes this.
    • RDN's Lucifer

      @coffeecream Not really that bad.

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:48:38 UTC in context
    • Eris RDN's Lucifer

      @nerthos I guess in a way you're kind of right. It makes me wonder how with everything I've put up with why do I keep trying to be nice

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:50:41 UTC in context
27. Rarity

    aw ye Pandora you know what's up http://ur1.ca/eystk

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:25:24 UTC from web
    • I am an idiot repeated this.
    • Rarity

      @vt3c Which TV show though

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:26:49 UTC in context
    • Shrek :)

      @rarity :)

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:27:13 UTC in context
    • Rarity

      @vt3c oh god Code Lyoko, I watched it but never was into it

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:28:31 UTC in context
28. I am an idiot

    Now I want to find a guy just like that. I will not rest till I do I BELIEVE

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:23:09 UTC from web
    • Rarity

      @egg fight the good fight

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:23:42 UTC in context
    • I am an idiot Rarity

      @rarity Thanks man. I will!

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:25:04 UTC in context
29. I am an idiot

    WHAT DO I BELIEVE http://ur1.ca/eysrm

    
    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:21:03 UTC from web
30. I am an idiot

    I dont think anything in hardblush happens in real life

    Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:16:41 UTC from web
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    • Shrek :) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @redenchilada i had fun

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:30:26 UTC in context
    • Matt Rarity

      @rarity Sik burn

      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:30:32 UTC in context
    • Rarity RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

      @redenchilada that seems to be the truth http://ur1.ca/eyswr

      
      Friday, 09-Aug-13 03:31:34 UTC in context