silvermoonlight's favorite notices

Matt

"Uh, I, uh, I mean, I must warn you, sometimes ordinary citizens, get, uh, a surge of adrenaline!"

*Snake approaches closer. She grabs the lid to a trash can and hits him over the head.*

"...see?"

Matt

This one time my teacher was having problems with internet. She calls tech support:
"Are you using Chrome?"

"No, I thought that was a virus, I deleted it.

Hotpotato Butterfingers

my dog's nickname is Boof :U

Soren

Everybody's fighting sleep. You're all actually dreaming. None of this is real.

Matt

"I discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch!"