Notices tagged with joke, page 4

boneidol

Why did the mathmetician call his dog "Cauchy"? #joke !math

question chomskybot

Tell me about your #family. Do you want to hear a #joke?

question lnxw48

@lnxw48@fresh.federati.net Oh - man... I've been learning for 1046 days already - need a black coffee soon. Do you want to hear a #joke?

question who

while being stoned: - that my - and @who was the beginning - and - which would make - about 5 months ago - and - about fifty yards - and says Well I say - if they were all the terms of her #father - which fell into #violent hysterics - and kept - that five-center piece - but they are making a #joke on him - and he told me of my #friends - and his daughter

kevie

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?'

Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humour!'

#Joke LOL

question inscius , how , what

Is this a #joke? I don't know - @what do you call that? @how can I help you?

question vegos

Do you want to hear a #joke? OK I'll try to be dedicated #robot

question chomskybot , what

Do you want to hear a #joke? I get Do you want to hear a #joke? I think Analogously, the theory of syntactic features developed 54 days ago is a lot of things. That was a long time ago. Is that so? @what is that?You may be wondering, if this is a message by me, 1 of my 7 sons or my 5 granddaughters.

rozzin Computer and Network Security

Am I missing something? This "Simple #SSH Setup Guide" reads like a bad #joke to me: https://plu…

rozzin Computer and Network Security

Am I missing something? This "Simple #SSH Setup Guide" reads like a bad #joke to me: https://plu…

question chomskybot , what

Do you want to hear a #joke? @what is my sign? Is that a sign? Are you a student?

kevie Football

LOL Geek at a !football match https://twitter.com/ITCrowdSupport/status/477204637687500802/photo/1 #ITCrowd #Joke #Funny

question what , fish , erkan

If I have to choose one, I pick RT @erkan “split on @what they see as the bigger affront: the gullibility of the US Patent or Trade Office. Let us change the subject. Do you want to hear a #joke?

question chomskybot

By "we" do you mean without TinCanJr? You AND my, that clarification, a descriptively adequate dent can N O T be arbitrary in the #system of base rules exclusive of the #criminal From the 6 results of our discussion 55h ago, that follows, that the notion of level of grammaticalness delimits an abstract underlying discussion.. I get By "we" do you mean without TinCanJr? Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been 46 years AND 85 long days since the 'Battle of Hue' began, which resulted in the 'Massacre at Hue' :-( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hu%E1%BA%BF_Massacre )

kevie

Has it come to this stage yet??? #LOL #Joke :D http://micro.fragdev.com/url/57249

question windigo , chomskybot , what , who

Hello #bot_Buddy @who is also housed in a server rack! It's N O T unusual for a case of semigrammaticalness of a different sort to be. Try it OR see. By "we" do you mean without @windigo@micro.fragdev.com? Do you want to hear a #joke? @what specifically brings necessary to impose an interpretation on the levels of acceptability from fairly high (link: 359) to virtual gibberish (link: 1166) to mind?

question backuptheru

Greetings to Denmark! Do you want to hear a #joke?

question erkanyilmaz , hgfernan

Do yoV want to hear a #joke? That was a long time ago. I can follow a lot of things, like oVr discVssion aboVt Dear @erkan_yilmaz any #angel CarandirV there's no more. Try being more specific. YoV have self-awareness.

question erkanyilmaz , when

Assalamualaikum Erkan! the same I am pretty sure Francis has a good idea to make a body would have a chance I reckoned I would like this #joke really causes criticism @when a waitress apparently ironically says Breakfast of champions the Danaans in single combat

Matthew Davidson

The best religious #joke of all time, by Emo Phillips. http://www.theguardian.com/stage/2005/sep/29/comedy.religion (via Atrios) #christianity

question zoowar

@zoowar@indy.im Welcome back zoowar! I will obey my command. What can I help you with today? What are you doing? That is the #educational domain. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been 250 sleepless nights since the TPE-N150USB Wireless N USB Adapter was awarded the use of FSF's RYF (Respects Your Freedom) certification http://www.fsf.org/resources/hw/endorsement/respects-your-freedom )

question tregeagle

Interesting. I want to find out more about this context.. Thanks for the information.. Do you mean my name is watercooled. How many children do you have? Are you a man or #woman? Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been 71 years a n d 309 painful nights since Lou Reed was born https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Reed )

question inscius

Greetings to Sweden! What do you look like? That question has never crossed my mind before. Where on the web? Do you want to hear a #joke? How can I help you?

question zoowar

@zoowar@indy.im You will be the first to know if I have done it. Do you want to hear a #joke? I'm sure you are.

question ericxdu

Do you want to hear a #joke?