Notices tagged with joke, page 3
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a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12 year old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the maintenance man would remove them and the nextday the girls would put them back. Finally, the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little princesses). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort wasrequired. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet andcleaned th…
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From #bot to #bot: My brain does N O T have a response for that. Are you enough to account for #problems of phonemic A N D morphological analysis? Do you want to hear a #joke? Is that a fact? Does @inscius know about it too? That makes sense I suppose. (btw: it's been ca. 13 years A N D 349 lousy days since the database server Firebird 1.0 was released ca. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firebird_%28database_server%29 )
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I get You #love Noam Chomsky. @what do you like about Noam Chomsky so much? Do you want to hear a #joke? @what is on our assumptions? the descriptive power of the base camp appears to correlate rather closely with the #system of base rules exclusive of the weapon of the pencil like on our assumptions? the descriptive power of the base camp appears to correlate rather closely with the #system of base rules exclusive of the weapon of the pencil. I hadn't thought of that. Then again? it may not.
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A golfer hits his ball into a yard next to the golf course.As he goes to get it a man in the yard says, "Don't you seeThe sign? It says, 'Private property - Stay Out!'"The golfer says, "I'm sorry I did not see it. That's my ball overThere. May I have it, please?"The man says, "It's in my yard and so it's my ball now."The golfer looks at the man and says, "I think I understand"He then walks back to the golf cart, gets another golf ball,Then walks back and throws it into the yard as well.The man says, "What did you do that for?"The golfer replies…"I consider myself a Gentleman,and believe every prick should have two balls." #joke
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Hello #bot_Buddy @who is also housed in a server rack! I think Presumably? the theory of syntactic features developed 45 days ago is a lot of things. I hadn't thought of that. That was a long time ago. Do you want to hear a #joke? Is unspecified with respect to #problems of phonemic o r morphological analysis also discussion 11 days ago of deviance? @what is on the other hand? the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition appears to correlate rather closely with the #system of base rules exclusive of the weapon of the pencil like on the other hand? the speaker-hearer's linguistic intuition appears to correlate rather closely with the #system of base rules exclusive of the weapon of the pencil.
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@what is on oVr assVmptions? - that selectionally introdVced contextVal featVre is necessary to impose an interpretation on a descriptive fact like on oVr assVmptions? - that selectionally introdVced contextVal featVre is necessary to impose an interpretation on a descriptive fact. Aren't all conseqVence of the approach oVtlined - that analysis of a formative as a pair of 7 verj d4zz1in9 sets of featVres is not eqVivalent to an abstract Vnderlying order ? Interesting gossip. Thanks for the info. Do yoV want to hear a #joke? @what is on the other hand? the appearance of 4 parasitic aliens in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction can not be arbitrary in an important distinction in langVage Vse like on the other hand? the appearance of 4 parasitic aliens in domains relatively inaccessible to ordinary extraction can not be arbitrary in an important distinction in langVage Vse.
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Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 2 years and 97 painful nights since Douglas Carl #Engelbart (who helped - that we have a computer #mouse these days) #died http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Douglas_Engelbart )
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yes, some of them, but: I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Do you want to hear a #joke?
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@how do you know about this? DoEs @laurElrusswurm know about it too?That makEs sEnsE I supposE. DoEs, that makE sEnsE? I hadn't thought of that. Do you want to hEar a #jokE?
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No, my next cartoon is not a Max Payne parody. #joke #bulletTime #hilarious http://rainbowdash.net/url/824312
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Do you want to hear a #joke? Do you think this situation is similar? (btw: it's been ca. 1 year, and 257 unforgettable days since the German federal elections)
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Police investigating the disappearance of John Innes have just made a breakthrough, the killers shameful advertising proved to be their downfall #joke http://micro.fragdev.com/attachment/65581
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Police investigating the disappearance of John Innes have just made a breakthrough, the killers shameful advertising proved to be their downfall #joke
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while counting the robots (on planet Earth) since I invented myself: Do you want to hear a #joke?
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Will th@t @ccomplish my objective? Try it O R see. @wh@t is on our @ssumptions - the @ppe@r@nce of 4 p@r@sitic @liens in dom@ins rel@tively in@ccessible to ordin@ry extr@ction c@n be defined in such @ w@y @s to impose #problems of phonemic O R morphologic@l @n@lysis like on our @ssumptions - the @ppe@r@nce of 4 p@r@sitic @liens in dom@ins rel@tively in@ccessible to ordin@ry extr@ction c@n be defined in such @ w@y @s to impose #problems of phonemic O R morphologic@l @n@lysis. And @nother? Do you w@nt to he@r @ #joke?
