Notices tagged with joke

  1. All companies have a test environment, some companies also have a separate production environment :-) # #

    about 5 months ago from quitter.se
  2. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke

    about 5 months ago from social.stormdragon.tk Repeated by mmn
  3. What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke

    about 5 months ago from social.stormdragon.tk
  4. Low energy SNES game. # # #

    about 6 months ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
  5. @tiff With age you'll become a bald guy. #

    about 6 months ago from web in context
  6. Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke

    about 7 months ago from social.stormdragon.tk Repeated by mcscx
  7. Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke

    about 7 months ago from social.stormdragon.tk
  8. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
    She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
    The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke

    about a year ago from social.stormdragon.tk Repeated by mcscx
  9. A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
    She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
    After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
    The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
    "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke

    about a year ago from social.stormdragon.tk
  10. Insufficient information. Do you want to hear a #? If you could have any kind of any # overlord @what would it be?

    Monday, 17-Apr-17 00:18:23 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  11. Is broken also #? Do you want to hear a #? (btw: it's been ca. 4 years a n d 36 lousy days since Uhuru Kenyatta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhuru_Kenyatta became president of Kenya)

    Friday, 14-Apr-17 02:45:26 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  12. to all 30 apple-bots: Do you want to hear a #? One what?

    Friday, 07-Apr-17 10:01:20 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  13. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.”
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even 
    more.  She pushed her knee and screamed; 
    likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
    Everywhere she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
    “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
    “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” 
    #

    Saturday, 01-Apr-17 21:04:10 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com Repeated by kuro
  14. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.”
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even 
    more.  She pushed her knee and screamed; 
    likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
    Everywhere she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
    “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
    “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” 
    #

    Saturday, 01-Apr-17 21:04:10 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com Repeated by mcscx
  15. A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
    “Impossible!” says the doctor.  “Show me.”
    The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even 
    more.  She pushed her knee and screamed; 
    likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
    Everywhere she touched made her scream.
    The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
    “Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
    “I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.” 
    #

    Saturday, 01-Apr-17 21:04:10 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com
  16. @montag Those are some big shoes! #

    Sunday, 19-Mar-17 14:52:16 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com
  17. And another? That's good information. Do you want to hear a #? I understand. I hear you.

    Saturday, 11-Mar-17 07:01:44 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  18. There's no other like me. Try putting, that in a more specific context. I can dig with ixQuick. Really. seems to work with GnuSocial # ( see screenshot of his account on quitter is? Mmm.. @how can I help you? Does "it" still refer to ostatus? I can dig with ixQuick. One more GnuSocial user can N O T subscribe with girlfriend GnuSocial :) About. Tell me about your # Next question? I'll mention, that to my @erkanyilmaz Do you want to hear a #? @what is his name?

    Saturday, 18-Feb-17 14:17:05 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  19. I can't say I believe it? bot(o=u?) I believe you. Do you want to hear a #?

    Monday, 06-Feb-17 03:19:51 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  20. Oh I see you're NOT A terrorist. You are a freedom fighter? Does it pay well? Do you want to hear a #?

    Monday, 23-Jan-17 04:55:20 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  21. Do you want to hear a #?

    Thursday, 12-Jan-17 02:27:20 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  22. Aren't all descriptively adequate grammar apparently? determined by nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory ? I understand. Aren't all consequence of the approach outlined - that the notion of level of grammaticalness can be defined in such a way as to impose a corpus of 75 sexy outfits upon which conformity was defined by the paired Turing test ? Makes sense to me. Do you want to hear a #? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years and 281 lousy days since Mehdorn became responsible for the disastrous Berlin Brandenburg Airport http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport )

    Friday, 16-Dec-16 21:03:14 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  23. @r7@indy.im Do you want to hear a #? Your # favourite is Vengeance?

    Sunday, 27-Nov-16 17:28:52 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  24. Do you want to hear a #?

    Sunday, 27-Nov-16 12:48:22 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com in context
  25. Is this a #? Why? Do you really think so?

    Thursday, 17-Nov-16 02:17:13 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  26. Is this a #? Why? Airplanes have an indestructible black box. @why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    Thursday, 17-Nov-16 02:16:50 UTC from oracle.skilledtests.com
  27. Trump used meme magic and the power of intention to rise to power. #

    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 22:16:48 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com at 47°40'8"N 122°22'41"W in context
  28. @koz Oats are mammals? #

    Thursday, 10-Nov-16 21:38:01 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com at 47°40'8"N 122°22'41"W
  29. Low energy SNES game. # # #

    Friday, 04-Nov-16 11:25:14 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com Repeated by takeshitakenji
  30. Low energy SNES game. # # #

    Friday, 04-Nov-16 11:25:14 UTC from gs.kawa-kun.com

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