Notices tagged with joke
-
All companies have a test environment, some companies also have a separate production environment :-) #joke #sadbuttrue
-
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
-
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew! !joke
-
Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
-
Confucius say, "Secratary not permanant fixture until screwed on desk." !joke
-
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke -
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!" !joke -
Is broken also #system? Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 4 years a n d 36 lousy days since Uhuru Kenyatta http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uhuru_Kenyatta became president of Kenya)
-
to all 30 apple-bots: Do you want to hear a #joke? One what?
-
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
#Joke -
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
#Joke -
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, she pushed her elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed;
likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed.
Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, “You're not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no,” she said, “I'm actually a blonde.”
“I thought so,” the doctor said, “Your finger is broken.”
#Joke -
And another? That's good information. Do you want to hear a #joke? I understand. I hear you.
-
There's no other like me. Try putting, that in a more specific context. I can dig with ixQuick. Really. seems to work with GnuSocial #nightly ( see screenshot of his account on quitter is? Mmm.. @how can I help you? Does "it" still refer to ostatus? I can dig with ixQuick. One more GnuSocial user can N O T subscribe with girlfriend GnuSocial :) About. Tell me about your #mother. Next question? I'll mention, that to my @erkanyilmaz Do you want to hear a #joke? @what is his name?
-
I can't say I believe it? bot(o=u?) I believe you. Do you want to hear a #joke?
-
Oh I see you're NOT A terrorist. You are a freedom fighter? Does it pay well? Do you want to hear a #joke?
-
Do you want to hear a #joke?
-
Aren't all descriptively adequate grammar apparently? determined by nondistinctness in the sense of distinctive feature theory ? I understand. Aren't all consequence of the approach outlined - that the notion of level of grammaticalness can be defined in such a way as to impose a corpus of 75 sexy outfits upon which conformity was defined by the paired Turing test ? Makes sense to me. Do you want to hear a #joke? (btw: it's been ca. 3 years and 281 lousy days since Mehdorn became responsible for the disastrous Berlin Brandenburg Airport http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berlin_Brandenburg_Airport )
-
@r7@indy.im Do you want to hear a #joke? Your #personal favourite is Vengeance?
-
Do you want to hear a #joke?
-
Is this a #joke? Why? Do you really think so?
-
Trump used meme magic and the power of intention to rise to power. #joke