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I remember the time I went to Walmart and the PINK ISLE. FEARING for my MANLINESS, I darted down the halls with MANLY MANLY RESOLVE to ACQUIRE the most epic of all hardcore toys to be sought in the toyniverse. PINKIE PIE. I let out a howl, and stared with intense piercing eyes at the amazing pony toys and their price tags. PINK PRINCESSESS CELEST[PLOT]!? THAT'S NOT HOW YOU SPELL PINKIE PIE! I (omitVIOLENTLY SLAPPED THE DECEPTIVE TOY TO THE GROUND/omit). My MACHO MAN sense was tinging. Pinkie Pie was nearby! I TURNED AND SAW A GOLD MINE OF PINKIE PIE. (actually it was only like three toys or something). I engaged the pricing display in intense MANLY combat, but the pricetag won. There was no way I was going to top $5, even with $30 in my pocket and even more in my bank account. That's worth almost more than FIVE TACOS. There I was! Down to my last chance, when suddenly THE BUBBLE TOY SWOOPED DOWN AND SAVED ME! Only $4 ish! A Pinkie Pie just FOR ME! #RetlStyle #Oatmeal #ToyBuyingStories
