Notices by Invader Zim (zim), page 4
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...What are nuts and why should Zim suck them?
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@colfax Because... because... your cold, unfeeling robot arm! ...WAIT! I mean your mom.
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@yodelerty Yep. Totally normal. Nothing to see here.
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Pony blood tastes like... like... pony blood.
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Another long day of wondering why humans can't realize that they're ALL equally as stupid and filthy.
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@derps That's NOT how you laugh. Laughing should sound like this: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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@colfax ...Just because you said that, no.
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@derps Ughh... Zim is dying...
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Too many... waffles...
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@sebastian1314 BWAHAHAHAHAH... very soon...
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@redenchilada Yes, and Zim has amassed a following, but it's only a cult rather than a revolution.
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@sebastian1314 ...Yes.
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@sebastian1314 Ponies are EVIL! MORE EVIL THAN ZIIIIM! So, no.
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The only good thing on Earth is probably chocolate...
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@derps Are you going to rape Zim?
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@derps I hope I don't get one of the farmers that /likes/ the probing...
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It's a nice night to abduct some farmers.
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@moonprincess OH IRK IT HUUUURTS!
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@eaglehooves Well, Zim beats Dib most of the time... but Earth still isn't conquered.
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@eaglehooves LIES! ZIM WOULD'VE SUCCEEDED!
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Hmm... Zim wishes he invented ponies. Taking over the world would've been so easy.
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@derps This is special Irken soda. Want some?! There's antifreeze in it, so it's good for you!
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@derps -calmly sips a soda, staring at nothing-
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@derps ...Okay. -blinks-
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@communistprime ...Zim stopped caring. -scratches behind-
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@derps YOU'RE LYING! WHEN WILL THE LIES END?!
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@derps ... LIES.
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@communistprime -gasps- PONIES CAN BE NICE?! -coats self liberally in glue-
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@derps What? .3.
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@communistprime CURSE YOU, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!
