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WEE-WOO WEE-WOO I'M A BIG BAD IMPORTANT USER WHO DON'T NEED NO RULES #banmepls
Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 14:24:12 UTC from ban me pls- Griffin, Cerulean Spark and MetalTao and 3 others like this.
- Griffin and Coltzerino repeated this.
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Do robots even have genders?
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:11:33 UTC from web- MetalTao likes this.
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@administrator This is my 1st year and I like Rainbow Dash
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@administrator not really
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@administrator Yeah.
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@admin ahaha.
Tuesday, 24-Jun-14 12:07:15 UTC from web -
The world should blow up pretty soon... #doom
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 16:25:06 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
FREE WEAPONS OF DOOM! GET YOUR FREE WEAPONS OFF DOOM! -waves around a giant laser-rifle-
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 15:50:49 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
-clears throat- How dare they try and oppress me, the great ZIM?! He /cannot/ be stopped! But he can stop himself. Mmmyep. -eats random nachos-
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 15:14:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Up at 6:30 AM, and skool doesn't start until 8:55. ...I wish I could sleep in.
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 14:32:25 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Spam Subject line of the day: "Cheaper Errections". Do the spammers know it's not normal to pay for them in the first place?
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 15:00:22 UTC from web- Milo, naa and RDN's Lucifer like this.
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@ceruleanspark Maybe it's directed toward females?
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@ceruleanspark I get 2-3 emails a day from the "canadian pharmacy"
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@ceruleanspark Not gonna lie, that genuinley amused me xD Same goes for my mum too (I showed her it and she laughed a little as well :P)
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Is this legit pokefans??? http://ur1.ca/7ywup
Wednesday, 01-Feb-12 14:36:15 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Well said... IMO real Pokemon ends after 3rd gen.
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@ceruleanspark you're right, i played black
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@zim First time I've heard someone say that. You're still wrong, but it's the first time I've heard anyone say it.
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Okay. Guess I'll just talk about RL stuff. Major eyeroll time.
Tuesday, 31-Jan-12 21:04:54 UTC from web -
{I never intended this to be roleplay, just general silliness...}
Tuesday, 31-Jan-12 20:58:39 UTC from web-
@zim As much as I'd like to be the "Sure man, I see your just doing little and all that, alls good" If we let you have the exception of doing a bit of roleplay, even if it's small then everyone starts crying because they want to do it as well. No one get's to do it at all to stop people from moaning about one person getting the liability.
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@mrdragon {I've been on here for a while, and this is the first time anyone's ever complained. Wooh, party-poopering is a party in itself.}
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@zim Then it's apparent that I will need to deal with the moderators for not doing what they we're assigned to do in the past then.
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Zim wishes he knew what was wrong with his squeedilyspooch today...
Tuesday, 31-Jan-12 20:41:01 UTC from web-
@greatandpowerfuleaglehooves True... #SOPA anyone? XD
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@nerthos I like that idea... It's like physicsception...
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@sebastian1314 siegeception
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@zim Tee-hee http://ur1.ca/7wrzp
Friday, 27-Jan-12 20:46:57 UTC from web -
...Irk... why is Skool food of such low quality?
Friday, 27-Jan-12 20:14:42 UTC from web-
@zim It's a world-wide problem. I blame humanism and liberal arts.
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@lilytheamazingfaintingpony Zim automatically knows it's a problem if it contains the word 'human'.
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@zim All I'm saying is there's too little evidence-based teaching, and too much teaching based on vague notions like "individuality" "creativity". Equilibrium had the right approach. Bring on the mandatory emotion-killing drugs, I say!
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WHO WANTS HUGS?! -whispers- ...of doom?
Friday, 27-Jan-12 01:32:10 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Zim has finished his pony ray. Useless since all of you are already ponies... BUT IT'S STILL COOL!
Thursday, 26-Jan-12 20:21:46 UTC from web-
@derps An iguana. It doesn't have a name.
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Zim wishes he could take over the Earth with FRIENDSHIP, but it sickens him too much.
Thursday, 26-Jan-12 13:16:35 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Sticky slime... -shudders-
Thursday, 26-Jan-12 04:34:43 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Zim has developed a new HATRED- for ranch dressing.
Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 20:29:51 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 I'm too lazy to change my background back now. fff-
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@purplephish20 Dude, that's freaky. XD
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@purplephish20 I thought I saw an icon for the game on your desktop is all. I guess I'm confused.
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Is @zim here? There's some guys out front in a black van that want to talk to him, something about him donating organs to a worthy cause or somesuch.
Wednesday, 25-Jan-12 20:53:14 UTC from web -
Zim is... hungry.
Friday, 20-Jan-12 18:00:17 UTC from web -
Do ponies like salted nuts? Zim has a hoard of them he doesn't know what to do with!
Friday, 20-Jan-12 02:13:14 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
...What are nuts and why should Zim suck them?
Thursday, 19-Jan-12 20:40:06 UTC from web -
Pony blood tastes like... like... pony blood.
Thursday, 19-Jan-12 18:01:53 UTC from web -
@zim You have no ears! Is that part of your 'skin condition' too? Ha ha, I love that show :P
Thursday, 19-Jan-12 18:03:48 UTC from web -
We need a group for ponies who haven't read FO:E
Wednesday, 18-Jan-12 22:44:13 UTC from web-
@tenmihara Eeyup.
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Another long day of wondering why humans can't realize that they're ALL equally as stupid and filthy.
Tuesday, 17-Jan-12 02:46:19 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
Too many... waffles...
Sunday, 15-Jan-12 17:36:02 UTC from StatusNet iPhone -
The only good thing on Earth is probably chocolate...
Sunday, 15-Jan-12 16:18:51 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@zim D= Don't worry mate, I'm sure you'll learn about the evil, EEEVVVIIILLLL ways of friendship soon enough... And then you can take over the universe!!!!! Mwahahhaaha
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@redenchilada Yes, and Zim has amassed a following, but it's only a cult rather than a revolution.
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@sebastian1314 BWAHAHAHAHAH... very soon...
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It's a nice night to abduct some farmers.
Sunday, 15-Jan-12 03:35:18 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
