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I heard Jeff Goldblum wandered onto the Thor set dressed like this and they had to rewrite the movie around his ramblings because they wanted to use the footage http://pny.lv/1elyx
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:21:20 UTC from web -
Did anyone ever find the porn Matt drew
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 22:16:58 UTC from web-
@tiffany I misread "budge" as "bulge"
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@thelastgherkin Speaking as the man who sold his house for $100 pornography, that's pretty gross
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@thelastgherkin You'll never find it motherkiwier, I PMed it to the client
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Wow I forgot the Ratchet and Clank movie even happened
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 21:49:15 UTC from web -
I was not expecting to be in Agents of SHIELD.
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:49:42 UTC from web -
People who display their kinks in public spaces around children are people who deserve a swift kick to the mouth
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 20:24:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany What if my kink is a swift kick to the mouth surrounded by children
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@thelastgherkin I'm kick shaming
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I dreamed the toilet was full of curry and I had to keep disassembling the toilet why was it in the tank why was it in the cistern why was the toilet full of curry why why why
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 08:32:17 UTC from web -
I'm here for this http://pny.lv/1ei78
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 10:45:50 UTC from web -
We need all hands on deck if we're gonna get to regionals.
Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 09:18:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin *grabs zodiac deck*
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Does anyone know where I can watch Everyone Loves Raymond in the original Japanese
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 22:33:00 UTC from web -
So blocking is still a set-in-stone thing with our current iteration on this site and I forgot about that and blocked @tiffany as a joke. I bananaed up and I'd like much to have that remedied.
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:27:53 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thank you
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@awl All I did was inform the big cheese.
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@thelastgherkin i fail to see how going to Glouchestershire has anything to do with this but hey
takeshitakenji likes this.
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"The couple celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary this month" Yo you're only supposed to have one a year, not five per month
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 21:14:49 UTC from web -
smugloli is like 95% neo-nazis how come my post advocating white supremacy didn't immediately get faved by everyone there
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 20:38:50 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Holy Potato Knishes is that what they're network's named? I just got that
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Eh? Eh??
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 17:23:42 UTC from web -
Oh, no wonder my contact lenses are so expensive. My new eye doctor is in the EXPENSIVE HIPSTER DISCTRICT
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:12:54 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Hipster district? Never heard of it.
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Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:52:04 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin To be fair I went out of my way to watch that one
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@thelastgherkin I wouldn't watch that. The episode was a spectacular mess. Spectacular on the one hand but in the long run the mess would stifle heavily any enjoyment.
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Wallspin except it's the exact opposite http://pny.lv/1egej
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 15:33:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin You have the gift
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Today is gonna be the day that the day is gonna be the day
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 13:39:08 UTC from web-
orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin nice
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Good epitaph idea: Tony Hawk's underground
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 12:00:06 UTC from web -
I dreamed the Wachowskis grew beards to make the press stutter and apologise about stuff
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 10:13:26 UTC from web- lambadalambda likes this.
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My Secret Agent Noel Coward high concept finally has a villain: Nazi Agent Coco Chanel
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:38:42 UTC from web -
Why did I block any of these http://pny.lv/1eek1
Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:27:50 UTC from web -
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Monday, 06-Mar-17 22:00:08 UTC from web -
Q: What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A: Getting fingered by Captain Hook!- takeshitakenji repeated this.
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@takePotato Knishesakenji Why did you think I wanted this
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@thelastgherkin would you not like to be fingered by captain hook
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@mrmattimation Why did you think I wanted this
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asdbnablhbafgbajsdabhjsfgdsbjfkga finest of the flavours
asbshfdgbjdfghbjkkfjgshsfdh have to sign a waiverMonday, 06-Mar-17 09:09:10 UTC from web -
Did you guys hear popular song
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 22:41:29 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I didn't much care it. Relevant Pop Band has been going down hill since First Album.
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@pandaexpress I heard that was because Lead Singer's wife slept with Bass Player
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Hey guys, did you see movie trailer? It did not make movie look very good
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 22:23:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I prefer to judge a movie trailer by its own artistic merits and not compare it to the film, and I think that movie trailer trailed just fine
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Shell in the Ghost
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 19:05:13 UTC from web -
Look how mature this website has gotten! I love you all!
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 16:31:03 UTC from web -
Indiana Jones and the Shadow over Innsmouth
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 14:09:01 UTC from web -
Finally a flea market after so much rain and bad weather! I picked up "Jak II Renegade" (Jak II) with a player's guide for only 5€.
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 10:47:13 UTC from web-
@adiwan Nice! Probably the best of the Jak trilogy.
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@thelastgherkin Coincidentally, I have now the full trilogy. Until today I had only 1 and 3. It was always bugging me that this one was missing.
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@adiwan I remember that happening a lot to me when I was a kid. I had Crash Bandicoot 3, 2, Wrath of Cortex then 1 in that order. Spyro I think went 1, 3, 2.
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