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  1. Remember that episode of Monk where Monk was like "Girls can't eat 15 pizzas" and Natalie was like "Mr Monk nobody can eat 15 pizzas" and Monk was like "grape man"

    Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:27:25 UTC from web
    • I don't remember or understand much of my dream last night but I do remember the part where the town's Pulp Fiction statue got hit by a water pistol and became a genitally-accurate pony statue

      Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:25:09 UTC from web
    • I find myself doing the Trump finger-pinch and it makes me want to hurt myself

      Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:31:27 UTC from web
      • They did white supremacist that coming

        Sunday, 05-Feb-17 22:04:28 UTC from web
        • COMIN' HERE TELLIN' ME YOU GOT A WEE-WEE WEAPON

          Sunday, 05-Feb-17 18:41:24 UTC from web
        • #? Why http://pny.lv/1bjh0

          Sunday, 05-Feb-17 11:54:33 UTC from web
        • My copy of Microsoft Word has decided that it has never heard of Times New Roman before. Why.

          Sunday, 05-Feb-17 12:15:03 UTC from web
        • Concept: competitive card game but the cards are all pictures of cats

          Sunday, 05-Feb-17 10:31:28 UTC from web
        • "Too many things to do" is a terrible reason to do nothing. But, screw it, it's the best I've got.

          Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:55:08 UTC from web
        • “Rainbow Dash!” Twilight reprimanded. “That's a very insensitive thing to say! Calvados is autistic! That doesn't make him incompetent or insane!”

          Saturday, 04-Feb-17 20:11:47 UTC from web
          • Like, if you're not a Nazi, but your fursuit wears an armband that makes you look like one, and you're being constantly harassed on the internet for looking like a Nazi furry, why not just remove the armband?

            Saturday, 04-Feb-17 11:14:29 UTC from web
          • “It’s obviously not a swastika,” claims Foxler – who also insists his furry name is a portmanteau of “Fox” and his real surname, “Miller”, not “Hitler”, as many online argue.

            Saturday, 04-Feb-17 10:58:31 UTC from web
          • Way to Internet

            Tuesday, 27-Nov-12 17:42:21 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          • How to Properly Scream

            Friday, 29-Mar-13 23:08:13 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          • -And Gain Power By Learning Ways To Become Peaceful

            Tuesday, 24-Sep-13 01:20:31 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
          • Hey kid, I'm a computer

            Friday, 03-Feb-17 10:22:43 UTC from web
            • pony is for gay and I am a man

              Friday, 03-Feb-17 09:39:58 UTC from web
            • English

              Thursday, 02-Feb-17 20:51:57 UTC from web
              • By the way the avis of so many add to the sparkle alright, but then what will it be, IF there was Little Red Riding Hood for their site?

                Monday, 16-Jan-17 16:43:27 UTC from web
              • Hell yeah, got my full Adventurer's Set of armor on my !Minecraft #

                Thursday, 02-Feb-17 20:08:16 UTC from web
                • What

                  Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:50:02 UTC from web
                  • You god damn grape bastard smartphone keyboard, S and P are nowhere near each other

                    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:44:18 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • A Firefox update has added a visual indicator of how zoomed-in a particular page is and it's made me question my eyesight

                    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 17:09:50 UTC from web
                  • Someone photoshop a safe with a star texture so I can post it every time someone says "Safe Space"

                    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 16:17:18 UTC from web
                  • I like that Babylon Zoo literally just rewrote Major Tom but made it edgy

                    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 16:00:19 UTC from web
                  • "Jedward get naked and wash each other, before trying on a thong." And I thought the news couldn't get any worse

                    Thursday, 02-Feb-17 13:24:51 UTC from web
                    • Testimonials http://pny.lv/1b7zy

                      Thursday, 02-Feb-17 12:51:17 UTC from web
                      • Well actually, multiple Colonels is not unprecedented if you've read the comics http://pny.lv/1b7hr

                        Thursday, 02-Feb-17 09:12:02 UTC from web
                      • Shamone

                        Shamtwo

                        Thursday, 02-Feb-17 09:08:29 UTC from web
                        • Legitimately wondering if RDN would be better off without my rage fits, bananaty jokes, and passive aggressive cries for affirmation. And that's without getting into the self deprecating irony.

                          Wednesday, 01-Feb-17 22:28:31 UTC from MuSTArDroid