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No mowah dinasowahs
Monday, 13-Feb-17 17:18:18 UTC from web -
Fifty Shades Darkness, No Parents
Monday, 13-Feb-17 16:55:31 UTC from web -
Good morning.
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And girls have no patience for fixing software.
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@thelastgherkin What take a hat off to me?
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@rupe I can delete your accounts.
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@thelastgherkin After all the palava, oh well, maybe you might well do, i just might come back again later on.
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*notices u driving around town with the bulge I love* forget uwu
Monday, 13-Feb-17 15:53:24 UTC from web- orungano likes this.
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@thelastgherkin cursed post
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@tiffany and forget uwu toowo
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whom'st've
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:52:05 UTC from web-
@awl I'd've thought it was obviously correct
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@thelastgherkin murder me
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@thelastgherkin y'ain't wrong there
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Yesterday I was talking IRL of how it's important to recognize the shortcomings of each own's (is that the proper way to say it? never had to say this in english) genetics rather than disregard them for the sake of "anti racism", and I'm pretty sure mine are low tolerance to sun exposition, high temperatures, and the fact that I consume about two or three times the food an average person does when eating normally (and I consume that energy, otherwise I'd be really fat)
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:43:42 UTC from web-
@maiyannah Yeah, normal stores don't carry that stuff as it's not something that sells. Probably we'd need to order it straight from the manufacturer.
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@maiyannah Let me know what you find.
I think the idea of making clothes that'd become transluscent when not in contact with light would be hilarious. I'd sell it as "sexy" since the less light, the more it shows, going near transparent without any, but ironically nothing would ever be seen through it due to darkness. -
@nerthos Im genuinely curious to see how hard this is to get. Maybe I'll poke around on Ali Baba and Banggood
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Why do they call it the Pentagon?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 20:54:53 UTC from web -
Is there a finer name than Marcia Gay Harden?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 19:04:24 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@adiwan Yeah I recognised the titles immediately from my DVD shelf
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@thelastgherkin "hardcore"
Pshhh, doesn't even have mindbreaking drugs
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@zennx Are the mindbreaking drugs in the pornography or in you?
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The glass is always half empty. You say "Who drank half my glass?" not "Who filled up half my glass with nothing"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 16:16:28 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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All of a sudden, I have become painfully aware of my existence as a door.
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 09:55:27 UTC from web -
Your wife's cookies are out of this worrrrrld
Saturday, 11-Feb-17 22:13:38 UTC from web -
This episode of Jonathan Creek has like, eight different mysteries in it. Buddo, that's too many
Friday, 10-Feb-17 21:04:42 UTC from web -
You know when you check out the blog of someone who reblogged you and get to learn what deviant-ass sex fetishes they're into
Friday, 10-Feb-17 21:01:00 UTC from web -
I still have the photo on my phone of me in a mask and it gives me a semi every time I see it
Friday, 10-Feb-17 19:07:46 UTC from web -
Is Jontron's middle name actually "Aryan" or was that some wiki vandalism I saw
Friday, 10-Feb-17 13:39:44 UTC from web -
I feel like there should be a distinction between ignorant (deliberately and hatefully) and ignorant (passively uninformed)
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 22:45:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin people can be pretty hateful about homonyms
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(draws Sonic having sex with Julie-Su) Talk about Cuckles
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 20:54:19 UTC from web -
Always be yourself. Unless you're a furry
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 19:37:57 UTC from web -
Breaking: crimes illegal
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 16:52:02 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin alt-legal
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@tiffany The only people who would disagree are criminals
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Why isn't he called Ronald McDonalds
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 16:54:00 UTC from web -
I can't believe "Live versus Sans Undertale" is an anagram of "Steven Universe, a lad slurs"
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:39:23 UTC from web -
I can't believe Steven Universe stole a song by Sans Undertale
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 09:03:45 UTC from web -
The thing that bugs me about this "Knuckles is dead" thing is that his birthday is 2/2/94, the release of Sonic & Knuckles, and as such he's been 16 for the past seven years
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:25 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Cleanse yourself
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@thelastgherkin The new porcupine on the Knuckles with the Knuckles
Out the Knuckles with the rugged Knuckles
Cuck, cuck, it's Cuckles, the knuckle thrower
Independent Knuckles, magical Knuckles holder
Give you the Knuckles shoulderawlxaĺan likes this.
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Turn me on, dead echidna
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 21:54:47 UTC from web -
Sit down, relax, pour yourself a nice glass of whipped cream
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 20:15:10 UTC from web -
"Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when coming out of the shower when he doesn't normally wear trousers" Because he's wet and covered in water you dumb piece of Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 07-Feb-17 11:05:38 UTC from web -
I didn't spend ten minutes GIMPing a bikini onto a baby giraffe for 0 like and subscribes
Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:09:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin well, you only put the bikini top on it, you do an half-giraffed job, you get a half-giraffed result
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@zennx Now listen here you lil batcave
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Hah, them shoulder joints placed like that makes em look like boobs. I wonder if @thelastgherkin will have something entertaining to say about them :+ http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/856651
Monday, 06-Feb-17 15:45:42 UTC from web-
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@thelastgherkin That works XD
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How do the kids stay up so late?
Monday, 06-Feb-17 09:38:33 UTC from web
