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Everyone else perished in the snow. The whole city is a crypt of ice, and we three are left to mourn... its frozen boooooones
Sunday, 10-Dec-17 10:35:53 UTC from web -
Take a look at my six inches, boys http://rainbowdash.net/url/865819
Sunday, 10-Dec-17 10:15:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm glad you gave context
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Snow time!
Friday, 08-Dec-17 09:25:11 UTC from web -
If you're ever feeling down, remember that you're on Earth at the same time as Peestuck
Wednesday, 06-Dec-17 22:35:14 UTC from web -
The Bad Touch - Kidz Bop (Bloodhound Gang cover)
Monday, 04-Dec-17 10:18:54 UTC from web -
Deck the halls with anthro reindeers
Sunday, 03-Dec-17 09:51:56 UTC from web -
I'm the strongest RDN user. I could fight any of you
Saturday, 02-Dec-17 12:11:31 UTC from web-
@adiwan If I had an RDN-user-sized duck I would not fight it, instead tending to its feathery down with a respectful brush
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@tiff I can and I will
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@thelastgherkin gotta fight hte user that is yourself first, pal
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What a l̟̦̝̞̜͎o͡v̜e̗̻͎͟ly͕̖͍͇̣͖̻͝ C̢̧̛̰͓ẖ̡̳̹̱͇̞͚̰̜́͡r̷̫̣̺͖̗̝̹̀ͅi̱̩̥̯͙͞͞s̤̖̠͎̼͘ţ͉̺̥͔͉̳͉̰̀͢m̶҉̢͈̺̭͓̱̥a͖̺̪͉͢͟s̸̞̮̮̯̦̳̀͜ ̷̝̼̭̭̦̲͓Ẁ͍͙̼̮̼̼̕ͅr̷̢̢͈̞a҉͎̫̫͉͟i̸̢̗͍͖̻̖̺̬̦͜t͍͔͉̻͙̕͢h̷̵͚̟͡
Friday, 01-Dec-17 09:52:22 UTC from web -
I am waiting for somepony to animate Rarity or Twilight being voiced by Cayde-6's Destiny 2 line. "My beautiful horn. My beautiful beatiful horn." Great line. !vgp
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Tuesday, 28-Nov-17 05:12:56 UTC from web
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@firestormdangerdash I feel like the Spitter is game-breakingly un-fun, though I do like the expanded weapon selection. I just wish you could have a melee and a sidearm. But I've only played one campaign, so time has yet to truly tell the tale.
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If there's one thing I took away from the recent Pony finale it's that the Dazzlings are way too old to be in school
Monday, 27-Nov-17 14:42:01 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Do you mean oldschool?
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So I did a trade in from my original day one console to the Xbox One X. Its all so amazing except one terrible thing... the controller, the same that is in the Xbox One S and for some obnoxiously small reason it is slightly smaller. Not even enough for me to feel a difference. Yet I find my one hand cramps and aches within minutes of holding it. Such a terrible fate. !vgp
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I've somehow malapropped "Christ on a bike" and "man alive" into my new catchphrase, "man on a bike"
Friday, 24-Nov-17 22:22:07 UTC from web -
Today I'm watching nobody's favourite Ghostbusters movie: Ghostbusters 2
Thursday, 23-Nov-17 13:20:36 UTC from web -
Holy crap. Is this place still alive?
Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 00:08:58 UTC from web- deadname likes this.
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@tenebarius I always lurk. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/864806
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@tenebarius Rainbows never die. They are just aggressively processed.
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@thelastgherkin Pretty good. Been kind of busy lately. Been thinking about moving away from my home state sometime soon. Should be exciting if I can ever get around to getting hired somewhere else.
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"mango-a yeah! I'm-a proud-a to be a cuck!" - Mario, Super Mario Odyssey (2017)
Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 10:05:43 UTC from web -
A speaker was called upon to give a presentation about world poverty. They chose to begin by standing on stage and clicking their fingers every three seconds.
Click. 1, 2, 3, click. 1, 2, 3, click.
After a while, they added, "Every time I click my fingers, a child dies."
An audience member shouted, ""Wednesday, 22-Nov-17 09:13:53 UTC from web -
Spinal hygiene
Tuesday, 21-Nov-17 09:07:57 UTC from web -
"Robert Mugabe" has the same amount of syllables as "Eleanor Rigby" thanks
Monday, 20-Nov-17 08:09:50 UTC from web -
Is Achewood's Roast Beef the most relateable character in fiction?
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 23:26:48 UTC from web -
A Transformer being released later this month has "MAGA" printed on him in a substitution cipher. http://rainbowdash.net/url/864143
Friday, 17-Nov-17 10:34:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin The transformer knows krav maga.
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Is this the nerdiest URL I've ever seen? http://rainbowdash.net/url/864134
Friday, 17-Nov-17 10:12:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin got a Zalgo feel.
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The Punisher is out.
Friday, 17-Nov-17 09:04:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan I'm happy for him http://rainbowdash.net/url/864130
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@thelastgherkin This pun... it kills me.
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Justice League more like Justice Leave
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 19:32:38 UTC from web -
I wasn't expecting a My Little Pony episode where Iron Will pimps out Twilight on a zeppelin
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 11:31:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 You can call Iron Will, Iron Will!
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Oh, my gosh, you guys. Have you heard about these rage faces? They're like emojis for the internet! Mark my words, this is going to revolutionise Gherkin communication from this moment forward http://rainbowdash.net/url/864008
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 09:24:34 UTC from web- kat likes this.
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can all of you Alt Right Bros please help me see the logic in purchasing Keurig machines as revenge for Keurig pulling ads from Hannity's show
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:41:14 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation it's the same logic as the guy who claims he decided that he hated women the day his mom tried to make him take diarrhea medicine and so he cherry his pants in retaliation (true story)
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@tiff And that guy grew up to be Tiff
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@thelastgherkin that's not true
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The Lion King 2 is everyone's second favourite Lion King film
Saturday, 11-Nov-17 21:28:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin it's my favorite, how about that you pubic clod
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@thelastgherkin Your favorite is probably The Lion King 1.5
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@adiwan That movie doesn't exist! http://rainbowdash.net/url/864000
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(Neil DeGrasse Typewriter voice) Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's nose light would reflect back off the fog and actually decrease visibility
Sunday, 12-Nov-17 22:43:26 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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