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Uh oh I'm durkn and music-ing again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky-EORl9AUQ
Friday, 09-Aug-24 05:20:01 UTC from web -
Humble Bundle has currently an Adventure Time comics bundle. All mainline comics (75 issues, excluding "Season 11") are available for about 17 bucks. It's definitely worth a read for any AT fan. It's the grand debut of the author Ryan North who is generally quite funny in his writing and his trademark comments at the bottom of the pages.
Thursday, 08-Aug-24 19:30:54 UTC from web -
Got myself a nice dark brown leather jacket at the flea market for 15€. Cannot complain for that price and basically pristine condition. That would be probably 5 times new in store. It has a high collar with an integrated scarf and it has a removable insert for extra warmth during Winter. I'm not a fan of the collar but it's not that bad not to wear. I have leather jackets for warmer weather already, so I can slowly retire my really old black felt Winter coat.
Thursday, 08-Aug-24 16:09:34 UTC from web-
@adiwan And kilometers are 1.6 to the mile, but celcius is 9/5+32 and centimeters are 2.54 per inch, why can't there just be one conversion rate?! lol
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@scribus I'll invent my own measuring standard and my own temperature standard and my own money in order to make any other standard obsolete and make everyone struggle the same way.
I'll also change the calendar to make every month 30 days long with an extra super short bonus 5-6-day long month at the end of the year for the Christmas holidays and the occasionally leap year day.
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@adiwan Finally, we'll be able to convert money into temperature, and time into color or something!!
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England what the kiwi are these candies. Milkybar? Lion?? Haven’t you guys ever heard of damn M&Ms???
Thursday, 08-Aug-24 15:05:47 UTC from web -
So I ask Perplexity AI if I could use my guitar to chase away gophers, and it said probably not. Then I asked if it would work any better with my bass guitar and it gets hung up. I'm sure it was a connection error but I like to think it's sitting there going, "What's it matter if the guitar is shaped like a fish?!"
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 19:15:39 UTC from web -
you ever take the wrong train from the airport and now you gotta act like you totally meant to come to this city with a suitcase just so you can sit on a bench and wait for the next train in the direction you just came from
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 16:27:04 UTC from web-
@zeldatra Only when I'm supposed to meet a man with white shoes and two cigarettes. His name is Thomas, and he will be expecting the codephrase. If Thomas is not present within 2 minutes of the arranged meeting time, I am to board the return train and . . . Uhh, wait....
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just like the bathroom in DC, so Matt has to pay $2 extra just to pee
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 16:29:54 UTC from web -
and also you can’t step out to get a coffee because the coffee shop is just beyond the ticket gate
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 16:28:04 UTC from web -
Yeah wine on a plane sounds fancy until they bring it to you in a paper cup. Now you’re trash. I’m trash.
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 04:34:58 UTC from web-
@zeldatra but the cup -- that's recycling
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Smh nobody in Lisbon Airport speaks English, this border crisis is really getting out of control, do better Kamala
Tuesday, 06-Aug-24 10:58:28 UTC from web -
boy i sure did pick a fantastic time to come to england huh
Monday, 05-Aug-24 18:55:28 UTC from web -
not a fan of the toe cleavage these new Nike Dri-Fit socks give me
Sunday, 04-Aug-24 13:52:02 UTC from web -
I think there should be a SSN lottery to determine who gets to sit behind the president and tell them what a real citizen really thinks for a week. And probably some other positions, too. Let's draw a few dozen numbers a week and have them really give the buttheads a thorough job review. Speaker, veep, SCOTUS, all the bigwig secretaries. There should be enough positions that you have pretty good odds of being heard somewhere once an administration. I foresee no way in which this would go catastrophically awry, nor be an unmanageable behemoth of a bureau.
Saturday, 03-Aug-24 19:25:14 UTC from web-
@scribus this would have allowed me to fulfill my lifelong dream of gaslighting Donald Trump
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Holy cow, this place is actually still active? I partially can't believe this
Saturday, 03-Aug-24 23:37:19 UTC from web -
my last escort gave me a refund and told me not to ever call her again
Friday, 02-Aug-24 19:42:38 UTC from web -
I paid a license fee for Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” and then learned afterwards that the segment of the song was short enough that I didn’t actually need to pay anything, so now I have a song license I don’t need. No refunds!
Friday, 02-Aug-24 14:54:52 UTC from web -
Deliverypersons who are too stupid to operate a doorbell should lose their fingers
Friday, 02-Aug-24 14:44:05 UTC from web -
Oooof.... My beautiful tomatoes are close to dead. Stupid fungus infection. I hope the fungicide I bought has any effect.
Thursday, 01-Aug-24 22:54:28 UTC from web -
Let's see if the AI thinks Eek! the Cat is a christ figure
Thursday, 01-Aug-24 19:38:01 UTC from web -
My biggest fear is that, y'know. They're gonna come down and be like "Alright y'all, here's the deal, we're a bunch of almond eyed aliens, and y'all are real scared of us, but hold onto your seatbelts because we're hear to get rid of all the trouble. "
Saturday, 07-Feb-15 21:14:53 UTC from web- Gherkin ☑️ repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark What the hell. I'm listening to this literally right now.
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@scoot The almond eyed aliens willed it
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Two more golf-ball-sized tomato fruits fell victim of brown fungus spots. Sad day. The whole nation is in deep sorrow.
Tuesday, 30-Jul-24 15:06:47 UTC from web -
Fallout London is pretty fun but it’s about as buggy as launch day New Vegas
Tuesday, 30-Jul-24 02:43:37 UTC from web -
It rained so much I bought two more rain barrels, making up to 3 barrels (100 liters each). After I filled all of them I still had over 80 liters in buckets. I kinda wanted to buy another one but I think it was a good choice because I already emptied all of that with watering my tomatoes and my grassy lawn.
I hope the bald spots grow grass soon. I treated those spots well enough, I hope.
My enemy is a gang of sparrows. I threw so much grass seeds that the sparrows took that as invitation to eat it all up. Over the past weeks this gang grew in size. It started with 3 and literally yesterday I saw over 20 on my small lawn.Monday, 29-Jul-24 19:22:01 UTC from web -
Farewell to the brave tomato fruits that died in the line of duty as I had to cut off the branches they were growing on. They will never develop to be full grown and delicious and be devoured raw or cooked in a tasty meal.
A few of my tomato plants developed brown spots and had a ton of leaves turn yellow. I suspect they caught a fungus after the heavy rains in the last few days. Only a few small pea-sized fruits were involved and a dozen or so blossoms.
My plants are near bushes and close to the house so I didn't bother much covering them from long and heavy rains but this time is hopefully the only time such a thing happens.Monday, 29-Jul-24 19:06:59 UTC from web -
The first tomato is turning red. Due to a lot of rain the fruits haven't ripened as they should. I expected a lot more.
Saturday, 27-Jul-24 18:31:45 UTC from web