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Just learned that the company changed what is considered overtime on me so now the schedule I’ve been working for three years includes close to twenty hours of time and a half pay, while I’m trying to qualify for ADU. Whoops?
Wednesday, 30-Nov-22 19:21:27 UTC from web -
This racist pedophile customer trusts me with entirely too much personal information, as evidenced by what he is known to me as
Tuesday, 29-Nov-22 00:34:25 UTC from web -
Computer is giving someone at work a hard time. Elderly customer is (good-naturedly) ribbing us, "Haven't you been taking computer classes since Kindergarten?" "Yeah," I say, "But it was on the Apple IIe!"
Monday, 28-Nov-22 17:39:58 UTC from web -
Binged "Inside Job" on Netflix. It was disappointingly meh. A disapointmeh.
Saturday, 26-Nov-22 14:20:44 UTC from web -
Just woke up from a dream that Elon Musk had developed a portable oxygen bubble that you could activate from your phone on a subscription model and on the day it launched the service drained the earth of all of its oxygen due to a programming fault, which led to only the people with the subscription being able to breathe and most others dying. Wrote every detail down because it’d make a great satirical disaster film. Back to sleep with me.
Saturday, 26-Nov-22 09:42:44 UTC from web -
officially dating now, so i guess there is nothing left of the good old mushi
(except my horrible typing)Friday, 25-Nov-22 18:02:28 UTC from web -
The dude from Master of Disguise is in my store right now pretending to be an Eastern European gambler who has no idea how to fill out a lottery card and is constantly getting something wrong no matter how many times the instructions are given to him.
Tuesday, 22-Nov-22 16:44:05 UTC from web -
I'm doing an anti-"No Shave November". Usually I shave myself every two weeks but this month I try to shave daily or every other day. My verdict so far: Daily shaving is not worth it as my beard grows so fast that I can feel the stubbles after an hour after the shave. Waxing my face is not an option.
Wednesday, 16-Nov-22 08:45:40 UTC from web-
@scribus Yeah. Even with an electric razor it's not very feasible to shave every day because of skin irritation. Honestly I rather prefer not to have a beard at all and would want a permanent hair follicle removal but the risk of scarring my skin on the face is too high.
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And I tried Nair, only to learn it just breaks hairs off at the surface and thus is just a chemical shave anyway
Thursday, 24-Nov-22 16:57:47 UTC from web -
My D&D group starts planning the next campaign. Next campaign will be a dimension-hopping adventure combined with a TV-style Power-Ranger-eque plot structure whereas a multiversal evil is plotting something evil and our group works for an unquestionable force for good. We rotate the DM duty and I think that on my turn at the levels I will make an adventure in a dimension that is inhabited by unicorns and horses that is threatened by a centaur wizard.
Wednesday, 23-Nov-22 16:59:14 UTC from web -
Plus there’s the town priest, his kid brother sidekick, the FBI agent who blackmails the main character into doing crimes for him, the President of the United States, myself who may or may not still be a horse from that one thing, the main character’s dead father, her half-brother… basically everyone except the main character and the local bartender. Aiming to cut that down at least by half once I have the resources, either after a successful television pitch or funding by some other means (Kickstarter?)
Tuesday, 22-Nov-22 23:51:49 UTC from web -
That sounds flippant - obviously if I had the time, money, and resources to find the very best person for these roles I would, because voicing 80% of the male voices myself - shockingly! - leads to a cast of people that all sound the same. The south Asian guy is gay and I also voice his boyfriend (a Republican congressman, because I’m inclusive :)), which means I’m also grapeing myself kind of a lot. I voice the main character’s best friend, who the south Asian guy hates, so on top of Fluffle Puffing myself, I also have to hate myself. It’s truly the worst form of MPD.
Tuesday, 22-Nov-22 23:46:52 UTC from web -
Was thinking about who I could get to voice Jesus in Swole Foods and realized I don’t have one (1) Jewish friend. These are the drawbacks to not being based in New York or Los Angeles like everyone else in my field.
Wednesday, 16-Nov-22 06:58:13 UTC from web-
@zeldatra Jesus was a roman-era Hebrew, so he's pretty distanced from modern day Jews. He's also only half Hebrew since only his mother's lineage can be traced, so arguably you could cast anyone eurasian for the role and not be too far off mark.
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@nerthos I’m not genuinely that invested in an accurate casting, I’m voicing a south Asian guy which I obviously am not, I just briefly thought it’d be funny to make my imaginary Jewish friend do it
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I am an AMERICAN and should be able to come and go as I please, Britain is literally 1984, what kind of a democracy doesn’t welcome people from other societies with open arms, I can’t even imagine the kind of government that would subject people to this kind of mistreatment and
Monday, 21-Nov-22 01:51:19 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Been trying to look into moving to the UK so I can be in the same time zone as basically everyone I work with on YouTube but immigration laws are tight af there, might have to marry that girl I met in Peacehaven for citizenship.
Saturday, 19-Nov-22 18:19:38 UTC from web -
Gonna ask Disney if we can do a crossover with The Cleveland Show
Saturday, 19-Nov-22 02:02:36 UTC from web -
Hmmm... Ground meat on a bun with a sprinkle of onion, also known as "Mettbrötchen". I hadn't it in a long time, half a year maybe.
Tuesday, 15-Nov-22 15:58:58 UTC from web -
School shooting yesterday at my best friend’s university. He had graduated earlier this year and thus was not on campus at the time but god dammit this banana needs to stop.
Tuesday, 15-Nov-22 05:59:53 UTC from web -
Kari Lake looks like one of my customers.
Tuesday, 15-Nov-22 05:47:04 UTC from web -
"Those lazy, lazy leaves"! I was taking the scenic route from shopping through the park and there I slid in a corner and fell. I lost all tyre grip because a brown and slimy moist pile of leaves in the curve acted like it's the best replacement for grease in that moment. Luckily there was not much damage. My pants got dirty, a scratch on my knee, and the side of my pedal was heavily scratched.
Saturday, 12-Nov-22 13:23:08 UTC from web -
https://youtu.be/nAku9bb_-L4?t=716 "Those lazy, lazy leaves!"
Saturday, 12-Nov-22 13:23:53 UTC from web -
Friday, 11-Nov-22 17:33:13 UTC from web
