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  1. @nepbatcave Fun fact: Poland has declared Jesus Christ king of Poland.
    I gotta move there.

    Monday, 11-Sep-17 18:41:04 UTC from hakui.club
  2. I'm skipping work tonight to watch Bojack Horseman.

    Monday, 11-Sep-17 18:33:19 UTC from web
    • God damn Saakashvili is become a nutter over Ukraine.

      Monday, 11-Sep-17 17:33:28 UTC from web
      • # I am moon man and I run the fediverse's Mos Eisley cantina. My pronouns are "it" because I am a moon. I like long walks on the beach and seeing my enemies crushed and driven before me and to hear the lamentations of their women. I also like dogs.

        Sunday, 10-Sep-17 18:15:21 UTC from shitposter.club
      • In the process of writing the storyline for the next big arc on my channel after The Twin Souls (the Steven Universe two-parter is just that, a mostly standalone two-parter). It's about politics, alien invasions, centuries-long conspiracy operations, and the song "Cake by the Ocean". Not sure what to call it yet but the two titles I'm really liking so far are "Mattimation: Great Again" and "House of Tards".

        Sunday, 10-Sep-17 17:18:58 UTC from web
      • Like I don't know how to repay her for this one next week. A Troma film would be way too entertaining.

        Sunday, 10-Sep-17 17:16:26 UTC from web
        • Yeah House of Cards season 5 is too much jumping the shark and nowhere near enough character development. A shame.

          Sunday, 10-Sep-17 17:11:34 UTC from web
        • God damnit this joke http://rainbowdash.net/url/862235

          It's great

          Saturday, 09-Sep-17 23:55:01 UTC from web
        • Got my bike fixed

          Saturday, 09-Sep-17 22:46:58 UTC from shitposter.club
        • Although now I do feel like since that decade I'm actually heading somewhere and not just content for whatever ride I'm being taken on.

          Saturday, 09-Sep-17 21:48:34 UTC from web
          • It's been 10 years and 2 days since I movedtothe USA. My desire to leave has not gone higher sincethe last 8 but I don't think it's diminished either. I don't know what to make of that.

            Saturday, 09-Sep-17 21:38:13 UTC from web
          • What is the opposite of Godwin's Law, where a discussion starts with Hitler, what does it inevitably end with?

            Friday, 08-Sep-17 20:16:45 UTC from shitposter.club
          • "I got called a swear word by a youngster; so much for the tolerant left and so much for politeness"

            Friday, 08-Sep-17 15:37:47 UTC from web
            • I'm really sincerely grateful for the fact that I have a job that I don't hate going to every morning. One might even conclude that I enjoy it

              Thursday, 07-Sep-17 17:32:59 UTC from web
            • I'm in the dingiest, decades out of fashion medical park to get my blood drawn.

              Thursday, 07-Sep-17 16:24:32 UTC from shitposter.club
            • . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862181

              Thursday, 07-Sep-17 15:27:47 UTC from web
              • I-It's not like I want you in my country or anything, d-DACA

                Wednesday, 06-Sep-17 20:12:11 UTC from web
                • subculture concept - we all dress like a clockwork orange and talk like that too but we do community service and feed homeless people and help old people get around town

                  Tuesday, 05-Sep-17 00:21:45 UTC from shitposter.club
                • Hey lois.

                  Tuesday, 05-Sep-17 00:16:44 UTC from shitposter.club
                • newsflash, prick. you just used Apple Pay to buy your groceries. you're saying God doesn't want us using this LIFE SAVING MEDICINE, but your iPhone with a credit card linked to it is totally fine? get bananaed by a bull shark, retard

                  Monday, 04-Sep-17 23:03:30 UTC from web
                • Gotta say halfway in to House of Cards season 5 and it's just not as good; too much jumping around and jumping the shark packed in.

                  Sunday, 03-Sep-17 20:14:21 UTC from web
                  • "Now listen, we aren't GONNA totally destroy an entire country, but if we DID, here's how we would hypothetically do it." http://rainbowdash.net/url/861739

                    Sunday, 03-Sep-17 19:56:44 UTC from web
                  • Oregon wildlife dumbasses be like Y'all Queda. Vanilla ISIS. Al Sha'bubba. Yokel Haram.

                    Saturday, 13-Feb-16 17:31:27 UTC from web
                  • So Thursday night was our first Bad Movie Night where between my girlfriend and myself we sit down to watch a movie one of us has seen, and we watched Congo. I remembered the talking gorilla as being pretty stupid but oh boy wqs Tim Curry's accent another high point. Also, Bruce Campbell being in it ("oh I can tell this is going to be a b-movie") for all of a minute's screentime ("well now it's a bad b-movie"). Can't wait to see what I get punished with next week or month or when ever.

                    Saturday, 02-Sep-17 21:24:29 UTC from web
                    • Want an extra kick in the teeth for your !coffee and chili powder not doing it?? Try cayenne!

                      Friday, 01-Sep-17 16:57:21 UTC from web
                    • Yup that's the one! I love it there too, a lot of things there makes it feel like home.
                      I remember one funny thing, we stopped at a gas station, I was standing just outside eating a snickers, then a guy walks past me and notice this crazy big colored bug on the trash can next to me, and we both thought that thing was looking crazy, we both stood there talking to eachoter trying to figure out what the hell that thing was, then after a minute we realized we where looking at a plastic toy that someone had put there. haha, I always think about that one when I hear the name Minnesota.
                      If I was ever going to move to the states then Minnesota would be on the top of my list.

                      Friday, 01-Sep-17 16:58:00 UTC from quitter.no
                    • Moving two people 15mi away from one another into a halfway point kind of sucks. You know, when you're the only ones doing it.

                      Thursday, 31-Aug-17 14:56:35 UTC from web
                      • Last day as a confirmed bachelor lads

                        Get bevved or no

                        Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 23:48:20 UTC from web
                        • People with no filtre ahould not last long in this world. Too bad should doesn't mean is.

                          Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 17:35:34 UTC from web
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                            Monday, 28-Aug-17 17:27:30 UTC from web