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there's a reason i don't post anymore
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:44:39 UTC from web -
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:43:42 UTC from web
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I fear I'm slowly becoming a yob. Last night my friend dared me to put my nutsack on Joe's car bonnet and I did
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:33:02 UTC from web-
@nerthos they don't have prisons in England, the Conservative party fired every single cop in the country
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@mrmattimation There's always the london tower
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@nerthos that's where they keep all those Doctor Who artifacts
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I accidentally bought good blinds to replace the pieces of crap at my apartment because they charge you $60/blind after moveout
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:21:45 UTC from web -
antiffa
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 21:19:42 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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So today I slept in and missed platoon pt lead by my commanding officer. This is something they'd normally fry a man for. We're talking probably some paperwork at least. But by some mysterious force, they didn't even realize I wasn't there. I woke up to the sound of everybody returning and I checked the time. 0639, an hour and a half late. I waited a while for the bathroom to clear up to go shave and went in when I thought it was safe. It wasn't. Two corporals were there shaving too. "Hey anon, did you enjoy PT today?" Not sure if on to me or actually asking question so I have to vaguely answer as well. "I wish I could've." "I'm sure you enjoyed sitting in the safety Vic." He replied. "Anon wasn't in the safety Vic." The other one said. They're on to me. Shave up and get out. The rest of the day I spent avoiding contact with anyone who could write me up and now I'm off scotch free. Regret not being there though. Heard the safety Vic caught on fire. I am now the skating legend here.
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 21:29:26 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@lcplazureblaze Update: apparently four people, including the commander, took a count of the personnel and they still didn't notice I wasn't there. #hideandseekchamp2017 #pullinoffthepettyofficerMims
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@lcplazureblaze gods. Pretty sure I would not have gotten away with that at base.
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This year will mark a century since Finland declared independence from the mess that was and is now Russia, and managed to keep it all this time. Good on you, guys.
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 06:03:20 UTC from web -
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:35:34 UTC from web-
@mushi Lots of work but good waifu
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Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:34:11 UTC from web -
did a thing http://rainbowdash.net/url/861485
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:10:33 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation WhOa
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My current partner on the seiken densetsu 1 seem to have forgotten that swords only work in close range
Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:32:15 UTC from web -
Milky bread with raisins could be a slur. Think about it.
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 17:30:45 UTC from web -
"yeah, well, what if... what if we called you the alt-left??? doesn't feels so good, does it??? man we sure got you!!!!"
Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 16:58:36 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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@mrmattimation so this IS a new thing after all!
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Also what on Earth is actually up with Japanese Masto.
I've just ended up blocking them because, well, simply put, all of their posts are in friggin Japanese.
So there's no point in following them. They don't seem to follow others on here. Just fav posts.
It essentially becomes...spam.
Is there more to this that I'm missing here? Or...is it simply weird clashing of languages?
Cos I can't say I've experienced a bunch of Japanese people faving posts on twitter, for example. Only seems to happen here with Japanese Masto.-
@cyberpotato @nerthos I'm hopeing for a short but I'm pretty sure their insulated by their blubber
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@cyberpotato @nerthos death by infection
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Juggalos are the alt left
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You know, I thought the B1B Lancer was retired due to extrenuous upkeep costs.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 23:57:49 UTC from web -
Imagine World of Warcraft roleplaying over a sex hotline
I put on my robe and Blizzard (R) hatTuesday, 15-Aug-17 23:55:29 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Pushy Toilets: That's the wrong end pushing.
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:45:29 UTC from web -
Pushy Toilets: a #politicalpartyname
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:38:18 UTC from web-
@awl "We're honest about pushing crap on you"
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Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:35:37 UTC from web
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At a press conference just now, the President insisted "Mr. Bannon is a very nice guy" with legitimate fear in his voice
Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:27:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation that is the first press conference I've seen of his and boy, if it's indicative of how they usually go, the president does not have a way with words at all.
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@mrmattimation i shudder at the thought and the affirmation of how I viewed any public speaking forms he has.
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All protest is useless unless we want to bring ourselves down to the base level lads
Saturday, 12-Aug-17 17:12:33 UTC from web-
@xrevan86 quite true. I suppose I lean a bit too much on people knowing I have a tint of sarcasm naturally when using written word.
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they say money doesnt bring happiness, but neither do people
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Monday, 14-Aug-17 23:38:41 UTC from web-
it's a disgrace, folks. okay?
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[█▓]Monday, 14-Aug-17 22:43:38 UTC from web -
why are they called sports cars anyway
is it somehow athletic to drive one? why are motor sports sports?-
@shpuld sport in this case meaning to another definition, fun or pleasure. This definition of sport doesn't seem much as used in English nowadays.
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@awl mm makes sense
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@shpuld a commonality in English to take more than one unrelateable meaning within one word. Usually in this case one would use the singular 'sport' to mean fun. So it's a little strange to use the plural in 'sports car', now that I notice it.
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Sunday, 13-Aug-17 19:26:58 UTC from web
