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  1. “I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty, because that’s what this is all about Morty – that’s my one-armed man! I’m not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty, that was fake, I’m driven by finding that McNugget sauce. I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty, that’s my series arc, Morty, if it takes nine seasons, I want my McNugget dipping sauce Szechuan sauce, Morty, that’s what’s going to take us all the way to the end, Morty, nine more seasons Morty, nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce, for 97 more years, I want that McNugget sauce, Morty.”

    Monday, 03-Apr-17 18:21:08 UTC from web
  2. It's weird that I expect the additional members of One Direction to also look like Harry Styles

    Sunday, 15-Oct-17 12:30:55 UTC from web
    • Cannot, on sight, tell the difference between KISS and juggalos

      Sunday, 15-Oct-17 10:17:45 UTC from web
      • If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life

        Saturday, 14-Oct-17 22:18:03 UTC from web
      • I just said "Pepe le Jew" out loud while playing a game of The Sims and laughed hysterically. I am the only one in the house.

        Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:42 UTC from web
      • http://rainbowdash.net/url/863167

        Friday, 13-Oct-17 18:08:03 UTC from web
        • !art i drew a Sucy :3 http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/863158

          Friday, 13-Oct-17 15:01:15 UTC from web
          • Lesbian ponies confirmed! http://rainbowdash.net/url/863128

            Thursday, 12-Oct-17 16:00:03 UTC from web
          • I'm mad for World Mental Health Day

            Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 21:30:02 UTC from web
            • If you Potato Knishes in a dream you mango in real life

              Tuesday, 10-Oct-17 07:41:40 UTC from web
              • You have to be of high intelligence to appreciate Rick and Morty. Anyway I just bought a packet of sauce for $500 on eBay

                Sunday, 08-Oct-17 12:09:53 UTC from web
              • I saw someone wearing this shirt in Tesco today and failed to immediately punch him in the face http://rainbowdash.net/url/862771

                Saturday, 07-Oct-17 17:54:24 UTC from web
                • Went whale watching today! [cetacean needed]

                  Saturday, 07-Oct-17 03:50:59 UTC from web
                • Shout out to the My Little Pony episode that starts with Zecora being diagnosed with a fatal disease, and no I'm not making this up.

                  Saturday, 07-Oct-17 12:03:21 UTC from web
                  • Where was the beef?

                    Friday, 06-Oct-17 16:22:45 UTC from web
                    • Didn't Kim Possible fight Prince one time

                      Thursday, 05-Oct-17 17:06:54 UTC from web
                      • When you have to study japanese in spashi because the version of the book you teacher gave you does not have gramactical explanations at all http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862759

                        Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 14:27:00 UTC from web
                      • Is it possible to train my eyes to block out all Funko Pops from the vision centre of my brain

                        Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 10:37:12 UTC from web
                      • y'all mind if i http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862754

                        Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 00:54:32 UTC from web
                        • New mashup kids https://youtu.be/vScsQ7wTzfo

                          Monday, 02-Oct-17 14:13:17 UTC from web
                          • I got my internet back!

                            Monday, 02-Oct-17 09:53:23 UTC from web
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                            Sunday, 01-Oct-17 08:42:04 UTC from web
                            • Siphoning a neighbour's wifi with a hose and strong lungs since I've had no broadband at home since last Saturday

                              Friday, 29-Sep-17 09:48:05 UTC from web
                              • kat likes this.
                            • New catchphrase idea: "Now THIS is podracing"

                              Saturday, 23-Sep-17 12:15:47 UTC from web
                            • (looks at Jamie Foxx) daddy

                              Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:51:51 UTC from web
                              • Disappointed that the rich man in the new Annie film is not named "Daddy ____"

                                Friday, 22-Sep-17 18:42:15 UTC from web
                                • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/862715

                                  Friday, 22-Sep-17 16:03:12 UTC from web
                                • Unfortunately, as you probably already know, Piers Morgan

                                  Friday, 22-Sep-17 12:42:10 UTC from web
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                                  Thursday, 21-Sep-17 00:27:51 UTC from web
                                • Wow http://rainbowdash.net/url/862703

                                  Wednesday, 20-Sep-17 12:25:33 UTC from web