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What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it
Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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guess not also holy hell my profile pic
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web-
@awl No, probably not. I was under the impression that only broke if you changed the site's name or URL schema. We've moved a bunch of times before without it breaking before.
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Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:44:37 UTC from web
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https://68.media.tumblr.com/5b34c4e975e591f3c8ae2098efa3fb7b/tumblr_p6l2ct7FPe1rxriu5o1_1280.png Season 8 looks way different
Thursday, 05-Apr-18 22:42:42 UTC from web- Griffin likes this.
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
The Friends episode where Phoebe gets a job telemarketing and talks that guy out of suicide is too real.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 21:11:20 UTC from web -
Today I had a database problem too. For some reason, after an update of my debian installation, there was no MYSQL service installed anymore. I had to remove the mysql-server package and install the mariadb-server package to get it operational again.
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:21:28 UTC from web-
@adiwan Apparently mariaDB doesn't consider "We're changing the syntax for built in SQL functions" to be a sufficiently breaking change to merit any sort of warning, so the site has been broken for 2 days because an autoupdate happened.
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Well, I think I fixed this hellhole
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 20:17:26 UTC from web -
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:46:01 UTC from web -
feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.
Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark is the show over
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@awl If you ask the alt-right it is.
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I was thinking about Hellshake Yano
Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:07:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Is... is that a dessert?
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http://pny.lv/2w0yl This is that guy you homos love right
Sunday, 25-Feb-18 16:04:54 UTC from web -
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 00:34:06 UTC from web
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Remember kids: Death to America!
Sunday, 18-Feb-18 00:35:40 UTC from web -
Let’s be clear here: Monsters Inc world Goofy is just Jar Jar Binks recoloured.
Thursday, 15-Feb-18 20:40:38 UTC from web -
Remember Kevin. If you call my name, I'll come back to life
Tuesday, 13-Feb-18 18:37:20 UTC from web -
(Ponders a certain former user's possible thoughts on the matter)
Sunday, 04-Feb-18 20:13:15 UTC from web-
@scribus "The earth is flat also I should be allowed to molest whoever I want"
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:19:00 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I click on it and the timeline on that site shows porn...
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@ceruleanspark Huh. Is that a challenge?
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@ceruleanspark iitsa sparky! How ya doin?
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So here's something amusing: http://equestria.social
Sunday, 28-Jan-18 16:04:25 UTC from web -
i have two empty PCI-express slots, what stupid retarded FrankerZ can i put in thosw
Thursday, 25-Jan-18 21:03:38 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation SCSI adaptor?
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@mrmattimation well... then get a bitcoin miner card and hope you get a return of investment before the bubble bursts.
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@mrmattimation Entropy card.
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I've heard of horny on main but someone just posted Potato Knishes vore on my twitter timeline
Monday, 08-Jan-18 18:48:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark vorny on main
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how do you break up with your best friend
Thursday, 04-Jan-18 19:32:20 UTC from web-
@scribus if it weren't for the fact that avoiding him means avoiding literally all of my friends i would be gone so hard
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This sitcom is the most sitcomy sitcom I ever saw
Tuesday, 19-Dec-17 18:18:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Huh. She's somewhat plot relevant in this King novel I'm reading. What does it all mean!?
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@scribus All things serve the beam
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@ceruleanspark jet fuel dont got no bunz, hun.
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"You know Jews get welfare using all kinds of scams right, not just the Israelis. For example, Jews copyrighted the letter 'U' and make all companies with 'U' in their logo pay them millions each year." - Reddit
Thursday, 14-Dec-17 22:40:30 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@ceruleanspark are these people aware that there are 10-15 million practising Jews in the world
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@awl but what are they practicing for
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@ceruleanspark i guess to fake more terrorist attacks or turininf the ‘U’ on its side to get past geniuses like this chap
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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through it's Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn it's simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist.
Sunday, 26-Nov-17 20:30:19 UTC from web -
"DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"
Monday, 20-Nov-17 19:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!
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@ceruleanspark or me for that matter. Wait
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So far Alabama is proving that if given the choice between a child molestor and a Democrat, they would elect the child molestor. Maybe stop sucking so hard, Alabama?
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
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I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 14:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiff Yeah that's the sound
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@ceruleanspark Obnoxygen
