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  1. State secessionist movements are really funny to me, a Virginian, for no particular reason...

    Friday, 26-Mar-21 00:02:17 UTC from web
  2. When I break it down I could buy about 3400 comics instead of a car.

    Thursday, 25-Mar-21 15:51:56 UTC from web
  3. Buying a new car, even a cheaper new car, is still a huge thing to put money into. That huge purchase makes all the little things look insignificant. "4€ for a bread, it's nothing, doesn't cost as much a car."

    Thursday, 25-Mar-21 08:42:25 UTC from web
  4. i logged out for like 8 months and now email notifs are working again

    Sunday, 21-Mar-21 23:40:46 UTC from web
  5. Playing Metal Gear Solid again... I bodyslammed Meryl while she was disguised because I recognized her walk cycle and I wanted to see what would happen. Nothing happens, she just sprints into her next cutscene to prevent you from impeding her any further. And then she still claims to have gotten the jump on you.

    Tuesday, 23-Mar-21 08:21:12 UTC from web
    • @zeldatra Borderlands II. A bad case of "You need to kill the boss before he pushes the doomsday button!" And then you kill them, with an acid rocket to the nards, all the way across the arena... and wait for a monologue, and a dead guy to push the cussing button anyway. It got to where I wasn't invested in the story missions because I knew nothing I accomplished would accomplish anything. !vgp # maybe?

      Tuesday, 23-Mar-21 18:38:04 UTC in context
    • @scribus This is why I always enjoyed the mostly-unscripted nature of the later Fallouts & Elder Scrolls. New Vegas particularly introduces you to a major antagonist (or ally, if you choose to go that route...) fairly early on, while you’re on your way to a story quest, and you can just let him do his thing, or, if you have the firepower, you can just FrankerZin shoot him and he won’t appear again for the rest of the game. (And then you can shoot his replacement later, too!)

      Tuesday, 23-Mar-21 19:04:40 UTC in context
  6. I was today years old when I learned that Twin Shadow is black.

    Monday, 22-Mar-21 21:11:24 UTC from web
  7. here we...

    Sunday, 21-Mar-21 22:32:19 UTC from web
  8. So it seems to me that if Kyubey's goal in Madoka is to stave off the end of the universe then he kinda fails ass at it when Madoka unmakes it all

    Friday, 19-Mar-21 06:48:30 UTC from web
  9. I bought a damn new car. It hurts my wallet but at least it's a more sane purchase than I did for many other things. About 13000€ for a Fiat Tipo Station Wagon.

    Friday, 19-Mar-21 19:13:33 UTC from web
  10. glad to see this is still around

    Tuesday, 16-Mar-21 01:50:47 UTC from web
  11. Who asked for a 4K release of the Angelina Jolie Tomb Raider movies

    Monday, 15-Mar-21 00:40:51 UTC from web
  12. Why does Apple have to get interesting right when I'm gorram fed up with them???

    Saturday, 13-Mar-21 01:22:18 UTC from web
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    • @scribus I thought the iPad was a Fluffle Puffing lame-ass joke when I was a kid and it was first coming out, it just seemed like a big iPhone, and it seemed even less necessary after iPhones started getting bigger, but now I feel like this is what they should have been marketed for all along.

      Saturday, 13-Mar-21 02:32:27 UTC in context
  13. my new iPad arrived today and the first thing i drew to test out the pencil was a real blasty from the pasty http://rainbowdash.net/url/875850

    Friday, 12-Mar-21 21:05:52 UTC from web
  14. Learned that the pharmacist at my store got yelled at by my boss because he gave me the covid vaccine that made me so sick I had to call out. Oops?

    Monday, 08-Mar-21 20:23:19 UTC from web
    • @mrmattimation Your boss is just plain stupid. Any vaccine can provoke lessened symptoms of the disease, making one feel sick, although the strength of them can vary much.. For example the annual flu vaccine can do that as well. It's not an unusual or unheard side-effect of vaccines. Also, just from the cost-benefit side, he could have a bigger loss of productivity if you caught the real thing later. Also as an employer he has to be aware that anyone can sick at any time. It sucks but that's the job of an employer or manager to deal with sudden sick days.

      Monday, 08-Mar-21 20:46:39 UTC in context
    • @adiwan I think the issue was more that it was completely unscheduled and out of nowhere so they didn’t have time to replace me when I was suddenly too ill to work the next day. In retrospect it was probably irresponsible of me to have taken it when I knew I had work the next day but like, hey, the vial was gonna go to waste otherwise.

      Monday, 08-Mar-21 22:26:00 UTC in context
  15. Need help on this script: BESIDES stuff from Marvel properties, what fictional landmarks would one find in New York City that a tourist would want to visit?

    Sunday, 07-Mar-21 21:01:25 UTC from web
  16. Just called out of work for the first time in like three years. Fever spiked to 102.5. Gonna take it easy today.

    Saturday, 06-Mar-21 13:51:49 UTC from web
  17. Hey uh guess who just got a surprise Covid vaccine

    Saturday, 06-Mar-21 01:35:40 UTC from web
  18. Also damnit I may need to learn Blender. Or some kind of free 3D wireframe making thing.

    Wednesday, 03-Mar-21 00:43:41 UTC from web
    • @scribus Blender is crazy easy to learn and there’s a lotta tutorials on YouTube, I’d give it a shot. The latest version has a real-time render engine too and most of its features are compatible with the other, slower, raytraced engine so if you have a halfway decent graphics card you can test materials and lighting situations and such fairly quickly.

      Wednesday, 03-Mar-21 01:08:39 UTC in context
    • @mrmattimation Keen. Right now, I kinda just want to make a logo from my old karate school into 3D. It's been done, but I'd rather not steal someone else's. And I do have other things, like an attempt to create a visual model of the Self as a 4-dimensional being with extensions into the Minds of others like that whole NG:E last two episodes acid trip. I think it'll just end up looking like lightning or a neuron, though...

      Wednesday, 03-Mar-21 01:47:40 UTC in context
  19. Being killed in a video game right at the final blow of the last boss just before the final end trigger was processed.

    Monday, 01-Mar-21 20:14:46 UTC from web
  20. This season of Close Enough felt more like Regular Show with its wackiness than the first season did. It got insanely crazy.

    Monday, 01-Mar-21 14:53:14 UTC from web
  21. And today I realized that the letters I wrote were under Forename Last-Initial, and the envelopes were First-Initial Surname. :-/ #

    Thursday, 25-Feb-21 17:35:48 UTC from web
  22. I think we need to have a public discussion about The Doctor’s proclivity for picking up 19 year old girls, you’re over 2000, you can’t keep doing that

    Wednesday, 24-Feb-21 09:20:10 UTC from web
  23. Great, one of my favorite metal acts were dropped from their label and broke up . . . because one of the main members was arrested for the DC riot.

    Monday, 22-Feb-21 16:34:30 UTC from web
    • @scribus Sort of sad that it happened but it's good that those riot idiots face consequences one way or another.

      Monday, 22-Feb-21 16:41:49 UTC in context
    • @adiwan Yeah, I'm more hoping the four members who left over it re-form or at least go on to more success than I am worrying for the one jackboot, lol. And I'm not super-surprised, because after 9/11 they took a hard Right, anyway. It's more just surreal to see happening. And I can't help thinking of Alice Cooper's take on rock in politics: "Why would you listen to US? We can't even hold down a real job!"

      Monday, 22-Feb-21 17:58:30 UTC in context
  24. Well I just learned that I have a scar (somewhere on one of my knuckles) from the location of the first-ever episode of Bar Rescue. Which was closed after a stabbing murder. And then burned down. And is still a pile of fenced-off rubble 3 years later.

    Sunday, 21-Feb-21 02:49:19 UTC from web
  25. Watched "Kill la Kill" and it was awful. Despite positive reviews my experience was not good. It contains huge and obvious plot holes. I can stretch my suspension of disbelief so far. It had some good characters in there but the plot weighted all down like an elephant on a cardboard box.

    Wednesday, 17-Feb-21 17:38:15 UTC from web
    • @adiwan Yeah, that one's much more about antics and story than plot. And fanservice. Like, to such a core extent one wonders if it's even "service" anymore, lol.

      Wednesday, 17-Feb-21 21:46:22 UTC in context
    • @scribus The fanservice was the least of my problems with it. The plot is so convoluted it hurts my intelligence. Sentient alien thread accelerates the evolution of humans so they can wear clothes, Then the thread is used to make super-powered magic clothes. Then the bad guys use the thread in normal clothing to enslave/transform humanity while the good guys have also thread on their bodies. Then the master plan is to engulf the earth with the magic thread so to make it pop and burst more thread into the universe. And then the whole school thing and trying to conquer other schools is also the dumbest thing in the series. Where is the military? Where are state officials? It's certainly concerning when there are huge military-grade fights all over the country without any consequences. My suspension of disbelief can handle only a limited amount of BS before it turns against the piece of fiction.

      Thursday, 18-Feb-21 07:22:09 UTC in context
  26. Crushed two linear bearings until the balls popped out. I should have used less force and made the hole a teeny tiny bit bigger.

    Saturday, 13-Feb-21 18:10:10 UTC from web
  27. I'm afraid that "Coming 2 America" will suck. The first film is my all-time classic feel good movie. The trailers don't bode well.

    Thursday, 11-Feb-21 10:10:37 UTC from web
  28. The first computer I used was a Commodore Plus/4 and the first I owned was a 286 Compaq Portable III.

    Monday, 08-Feb-21 19:29:19 UTC from web
  29. Borderlands 2 is fun right up until I either run up against the usual "What am I stuck on, why am I not running, why can't I even jump, if I'm not supposed to be here how did I even get in and why can't I get out again" antics of every FPS ever... That, or the keyboard-as-controller issues of "I wanted my knife, not to throw a grenade at my own feet..." !vgp

    Monday, 08-Feb-21 06:59:37 UTC from web
    • @scribus True story: I grew up pretty much entirely on PlayStation 2 and Xbox 360, so when I finally got a PC that could properly handle video games I was immediately put off by the keyboard controls and plugged in an Xbox One controller instead. To this day it's really hard for me to play shooters the "real" way.

      Monday, 08-Feb-21 08:48:18 UTC in context
    • @mrmattimation I had had an NES, GameBoy, SNES, Atari XE, and Sega Genesis before we got our first "real" family computer, a 486 running Windows 3.11. My parents declared that the computer was therefore not for games, unless they were educational. I believe I would go on to N64, 3DS, and Xbox 360 before trying WASD-anything.

      Monday, 08-Feb-21 16:58:37 UTC in context
  30. So this guy watched my video about how we can separate the art from the artist... and saw it as a symptom of cancel culture? LMAO http://rainbowdash.net/url/875785

    Saturday, 06-Feb-21 23:43:25 UTC from web