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Flock of seagulls?? This mobile radio station... It's like it knows me.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:13:18 UTC from web -
Once in a lifetime! You may ask yourself
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:09:13 UTC from web -
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:07:19 UTC from web
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@vt3c I'm offended because you didn't smack yourself in the face
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Nearly all the good 80s pop is british, and maybe half of that seems to be made /before/ 1980.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 19:05:55 UTC from web -
1 2 3 4 5, senses working for me overtime
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 18:57:47 UTC from web -
@awlditzy Hi I have a question I hope you can help me out with, how did you a image to fit as your background?
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:45:56 UTC from web -
I think I'm braindead. ಥ-ಥ http://pny.lv/da2
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:19:34 UTC from web -
I suppose a smart thing to do is sell off all the parts from the Celica that are in decent sellable ahape. Wonderful thing about a 29 year old car is what's in sellable shape is essentially anything not thouroughly destroyed.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:39:47 UTC from web -
Proving your pudding may result in having to eat your own words.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:30:31 UTC from web -
All I hear is BEADS??
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:11:03 UTC from web -
And suddenly Netflix freezes. Ok then.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 17:00:31 UTC from web -
http://ur1.ca/ghjrw #NSFW for language. Oddly enough someone took the time to analise this?
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:40:34 UTC from web -
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:26:31 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation Nothing like a rabid Ditzy fan. Oooops I mean Derpy.
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Well, you want something done right you have to do it yourself.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:26:55 UTC from web -
Also, congratulations to Justin Bieber!
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:21:58 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin My favorite part is that he's smiling during the mugshot. No, he's not just smiling. He's showing teeth.
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@thelastgherkin It's just another grapesing photo-op for him. God damn...
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Oh you S.O.B. show!
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:19:45 UTC from web -
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:09:43 UTC from web
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@sprite For example, this eBook I was reading kept emphasizing how the main character fell in love with a princess, and that they both saw the love in each other's eyes, how all doubt was pushed aside at the sight, but a paragraph later suddenly the main character's doubting if she cared for him? Also this guy uses 'site' for 'sight' at every grapesing occurrence. I've yet to see the word 'sight' anywhere in the entire first book.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:03:27 UTC from web-
Two things that drive me nuts as of late: Commentators that have tens of thousands of subscribers but can't hardly speak without stumbling over themselves, and authors that contradict themselves.
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@flamingpandaomg Ha. That's pretty funny.
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@sprite He probably just used spellcheck and hit "okay" with everything.
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Thursday, 23-Jan-14 16:00:35 UTC from web
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Clothes iron, does your flashing red light mean you're ready or that you hunger for the blood of virgins
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:46:53 UTC from web-
@awlditzy Which it doesn't.
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@flamingpandaomg I remember you saying it had to be without steam, so.
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@awlditzy Yeah I just don't put water in the reservoir and it works fine. Hopefully in 5 minutes I can tell you whether I did it right or not. Just waiting for the first side to cool.
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i might have been a spider in my past life. That is why i refuse to have a sex life now. that is my new headcanon
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:44:23 UTC from web -
"Called it Jungle Rice; tasted fine".
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:41:03 UTC from web -
http://ur1.ca/ghjd0 This was in my head upon waking up.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:28:49 UTC from web -
Am I allowed to stab people yet
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:10:18 UTC from web -
Zowie! http://ur1.ca/ghj7w
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:04:05 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado! likes this.
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@thelastgherkin this is coool
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@thelastgherkin z-z-z-zwap!
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i beat bioshock ininite yesterday's night. pic related http://ur1.ca/ghj7s
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 15:03:34 UTC from web-
@awlditzy Wnated to, butthe "downloadable content" option on the manu isnt avaliable =(
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Currently -27C outside... perhaps I won't go hiking today after all.
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 14:39:17 UTC from web -
Helping Rarity Look For Gems
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 14:03:44 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Please ensure none blow up in her face.
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@thelastgherkin *snicker*
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What kind of lame-ass laughs at his own jokes
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:57:28 UTC from web- awlxaĺan repeated this.
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"Just give him someone to throw grenades at him the rest of his life, and he'll be happy".
Thursday, 23-Jan-14 07:44:48 UTC from web
