Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 37

  1. @critialcloudkicker I play support all the time

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 18:23:11 UTC from web in context
  2. If I had to: I'd pee on any one of you - Joey Tribbiani

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 18:05:46 UTC from web
  3. With the dawning of increasingly sophisticated artificial intelligence the question has to arise: At what point does a sex toy become sufficiently indistinguishable from a human intelligence that using it counts as infidelity?

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 08:35:46 UTC from web in context
  4. @pandathehedgehog To me, the idea of creating a new female protag seems *more* feminist than "We'll just flip the gender of a character we have now to get them to shut up". It seems as though having a new PC with new lore is more empowering than letting the company get away with drawing kiwi on a character they already have.

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 07:38:09 UTC from web in context
  5. @pandathehedgehog I think combining the "Not terrible" and "Play as Zelda" aspects might be too challenging for the design team. Better to start fresh. Make Linkle Zeldas rambunctious kid or something.

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 07:34:46 UTC from web in context
  6. Why "Link should be a girl" anyway? Why not "Can you make a Zelda game with a female protagonist?" Linkle, stupid name aside, exists now. Why not demand a game about her kicking ass with her crossbows and time travel or whatever it is she does?

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 07:24:57 UTC from web in context
  7. This "Link should be a girl" thing is probably the dumbest manufactured controversy I've seen ever? I bet if I started a "Samus should be a dude" campaign people would soil themselves with rage.

    Friday, 17-Jun-16 07:22:46 UTC from web in context
  8. @redenchilada You can hardly say that. You wrote it, after all.

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:16:33 UTC from web in context
  9. @thelastgherkin Honey why

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:13:05 UTC from web in context
  10. @thelastgherkin Norman Reedus and the Funky Fetus

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 21:16:41 UTC from web in context
  11. @awl /Sometimes/? Git good.

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 20:45:04 UTC from web in context
  12. @vcgriffin I'm gonna backhand you across the face next time we meet.

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 20:44:49 UTC from web in context
  13. Yeah, I don't hate @redenchilada because he's straight.

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 20:04:15 UTC from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation What about hating hitler

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 17:47:31 UTC from web in context
  15. I'm gonna get one of those anti-adblock banners for this site. I'm not gonna actually place any ads, just have a patronizing overlay demanding you turn off a browser addon to use my service.

    Thursday, 16-Jun-16 07:44:18 UTC from web in context
  16. @mrmattimation Oh you poor sweet summer child.

    Wednesday, 15-Jun-16 21:35:47 UTC from web in context
  17. The sheer amount of plotlines in Friends that would be resolved by mobile phones is surprising

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 22:05:33 UTC from web
  18. @tiffany You are? I'm so sorry.

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 20:48:55 UTC from web in context
  19. "Hey Joey, what would you do if you were omnipotent?" "Probably kill myself"

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 20:48:09 UTC from web in context
  20. @tiffany The worst one is when Joey moves out of Chandlers apartment.

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 20:29:35 UTC from web in context
  21. The episode of Friends where Phoebe pretends to be Joeys dead agent is shockingly heartwarming. "Out of area? Boy, I'll say"

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 20:19:03 UTC from web in context
  22. @m14brony I dunno, it seems classier than using the deaths of 50 people to justify a pro-gun one.

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 20:13:53 UTC from web in context
  23. Princess Monster Wife

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 19:05:57 UTC from web
  24. @question Someone programmed you for evil!

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:48:26 UTC from web in context
  25. @question It's raining somewhere else.

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:46:02 UTC from web in context
  26. @question Why would you even store that data point? Did someone just teach you the date of their dads death, or was it just something you picked up on the way?

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:42:57 UTC from web in context
  27. @question If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:40:07 UTC from web in context
  28. @question So part of this is from an SCP, which is pretty neat.

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:35:58 UTC from web in context
  29. The Witcher 3 is just a knockoff of Dragon Age

    Tuesday, 14-Jun-16 08:35:09 UTC from web
  30. Bender no! You'll make god cry!

    Monday, 13-Jun-16 21:55:38 UTC from web