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That scene in Banjo-Kazooie where Kazooie confesses her undying love for Banjo and they share a passionate kiss is sort of out of place. Not Rare's best work IMO.
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:11:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Remember that fan comic where Kazooie grew up in a religious town and her parents were died in a deliberate house fire for practising voodoo, and she was raised by the elderly priest, and when he died she was taken to an orphanage where the kids were routinely sexually abused, and after escaping she fell in love with Banjo after he peeked at her cloaca when he was giving her a bath?
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:18:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin ...w-what?
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:19:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Gherkin remembers.
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:21:32 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin But why!?
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:30:25 UTC from web-
@scribus Oh, it's just silly old Gherkin, colliding ideas in his brain and vomiting them up onto the internet in the interests of surreal humour... or is it?
Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:43:21 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin If you think I'm silly and you think I'm lying come on baby let me knooow http://pny.lv/0ke8r
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 21:56:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin What the papayaing papaya that's a REAL appleING THING
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 21:57:59 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation There's one thing I never ever lie about: Banjo-Kazooie pornography
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:01:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I'm looking at it right now and what the grape, this is thirty-five pages and somebody put EFFORT into this and tried to stay faithful to Potato Knishesing Rare's design, what the grape
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:05:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation See if you can predict what sound effect Banjo makes at the moment of climax. I guarantee your childhood will be ruined!
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:06:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin god cherrying dammit is there actual boning in this
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:06:49 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Try to imagine a sharp beak on your genitals
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:09:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Honey why
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:13:05 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Switching to all range mode
Thursday, 16-Jun-16 22:15:38 UTC from web
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