Gherkin ☑️ (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 31-May-16 16:18:51 UTC
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@mrmattimation Remember that fan comic where Kazooie grew up in a religious town and her parents were died in a deliberate house fire for practising voodoo, and she was raised by the elderly priest, and when he died she was taken to an orphanage where the kids were routinely sexually abused, and after escaping she fell in love with Banjo after he peeked at her cloaca when he was giving her a bath?
