Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 44

  1. @nerthos Made some changes to MySQL memory allocation. Perhaps they'll help.

    Wednesday, 04-May-16 21:45:03 UTC from web in context
  2. arr you taking me as a retard!!!!!!!!!

    Wednesday, 04-May-16 13:47:34 UTC from web Repeat of shadowboltmoon
  3. "This is a multi-year process we will do to your child. If it works, they will only suffer irregular nightmares for the rest of their life"

    Monday, 02-May-16 10:51:07 UTC from web in context
  4. It strikes me as weird that the Education system is a common cause of lifelong nightmares in the people who've been through it and that everyone just accepts it

    Monday, 02-May-16 10:44:45 UTC from web in context
  5. @scribus https://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/4gyfl9/data_useless_counter_strike_skins_in_the_steam/

    Friday, 29-Apr-16 21:42:04 UTC from web in context
  6. @thelastgherkin Jack, do you remember what day it is tomorrow?

    Friday, 29-Apr-16 21:32:43 UTC from web in context
  7. @scribus It's weird, but I can't imagine Chris Parnell (Cyril, Jerry, and guest voice on this weeks Bobs Burgers) as anyone other than a failure.

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 19:49:23 UTC from web in context
  8. It must be really weird to work on Bobs Burgers and Archer. It's like you leave one job and go to work at a different company...who happen to employ all the same people.

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 19:32:32 UTC from web in context
  9. @dreamchaser You're named after the best song on the original F-Zero X soundtrack

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 17:10:48 UTC from web in context
  10. Ed Balls

    Thursday, 28-Apr-16 08:56:03 UTC from web
  11. @scribus Yes. I get the feeling that when your sniper rifle fires explosive bullets you don't really care all that much about the extremes of accuracy

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 21:53:48 UTC from web in context
  12. @tiffany I heard they call them the "Downstairs giggleplace"

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 21:52:56 UTC from web in context
  13. The engravings add no tactical value whatsoever http://imgur.com/a/ZSF7i

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 21:36:00 UTC from web in context
  14. Nosebleeds are weird. You don't feel anything but you haemorrhage all over the place.

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 19:43:31 UTC from web in context
  15. @scribus Get Paypals free debit card and then everyone takes paypal.

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 18:41:24 UTC from web in context
  16. http://webmshare.com/0Eexx at last

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 07:48:37 UTC from web
  17. So, question for people who believe in an afterlife. How do you get there? I mean, I know that step one is "Die", but after that. Does your vision just fade to black and then you wake up in Valhalla or whatever? Or is there a montage type sequence that makes it clear that you're dead? What I'm wondering really is: Are the various afterlives full of people who have no idea where they are or why?

    Wednesday, 27-Apr-16 06:07:10 UTC from web in context
  18. @scribus If you've still got your old Raspberry Pi, you can get a night-vision equipped, motion sensing camera for that for like $10. Stick one of those portable cellphone batteries in it, build a lego enclosure and throw it in a bush somewhere

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-16 17:51:51 UTC from web in context
  19. @scribus This thing is pretty great actually. You can also opt for a version with an external antenna for better coverage, and, my favourite feature: You can attach a USB webcam to it and use it as a ghetto IP camera

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-16 17:47:47 UTC from web in context
  20. The GL-AR150 is a micro-router with wireless/repeater, and separate uplink and downlink ports that costs less than £20 and runs OpenWRT out of the box. Definitely worth considering if you're into that kind of thing

    Tuesday, 26-Apr-16 17:42:31 UTC from web in context
  21. @scribus It's the premiere way to lose money!

    Monday, 25-Apr-16 19:37:35 UTC from web in context
  22. @tiffany LICK LICK LICK MAH BALLLLSSS

    Monday, 25-Apr-16 17:25:36 UTC from web in context
  23. You are a kitten consciousness emulation in a post catnip singularity.

    Monday, 25-Apr-16 17:20:20 UTC from web
  24. You don't free your species from its underground prison without killing a few children.

    Sunday, 24-Apr-16 22:45:21 UTC from web in context
  25. You are a kitten in an interplanetary catnip empire

    Sunday, 24-Apr-16 00:21:42 UTC from web
  26. I SEE YOU

    Saturday, 23-Apr-16 22:11:15 UTC from web in context
  27. @adiwan Wouldn't a dark souls comic just be Berserk?

    Saturday, 23-Apr-16 14:23:52 UTC from web in context
  28. You are a kitten in a post scarcity catnip utopia

    Saturday, 23-Apr-16 11:30:20 UTC from web
  29. blb

    Saturday, 23-Apr-16 06:15:36 UTC from web
  30. @mrmattimation hoi, trash i'm dad

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 22:36:56 UTC from web in context