Notices by Cerulean Spark (ceruleanspark), page 7

  1. @nerthos I'm also alarmed by the implication they have "50 workers". Are they like...sheep? They just get sheared periodically?

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:14:17 UTC from web in context
  2. @msglamhair How do we know it's from real virgins

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 19:05:06 UTC from web in context
  3. @mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.

    Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:56:09 UTC from web in context
  4. !streaming Destiny, the final Iron Banner. http://pny.lv/1pk9q

    Thursday, 03-Aug-17 18:31:59 UTC from web
  5. @thelastgherkin blb

    Wednesday, 02-Aug-17 09:31:06 UTC from web in context
  6. I'm gonna stay in this corner. Then to sneak up on me you have to teleport into a wall. mango you.

    Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 20:13:42 UTC from web in context
  7. Your death will go towards a greater good. Me.

    Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:17:02 UTC from web
  8. "There is no excuse for what you are"

    Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:07:10 UTC from web in context
  9. @thelastgherkin Mcree

    Tuesday, 01-Aug-17 19:06:48 UTC from web in context
  10. I can't believe Eminem and Dan Harmon are the same age.

    Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 17:16:42 UTC from web in context
  11. @scribus I'm like 2/3rds of the way to formulating a concept for a twitter bot that runs the various outspoken "Christian" members of American governments posts through nested translations and then treats the output as gospel.

    Tuesday, 25-Jul-17 16:59:42 UTC from web in context
  12. How many translations distant are contemporary bibles from the source material?

    Monday, 24-Jul-17 22:57:40 UTC from web in context
  13. How many ports of Skyrim is too many?

    Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:31:11 UTC from web in context
  14. So who here has Splatoon 2?

    Sunday, 23-Jul-17 22:26:03 UTC from web in context
  15. @awl Maybe since Twitter officially came out as pro-nazi, they all went back there

    Saturday, 22-Jul-17 16:00:44 UTC from web in context
  16. @tiffany If you make acid illegal, only criminals will have acid

    Thursday, 20-Jul-17 22:00:43 UTC from web in context
  17. @tiffany The only way to stop a bad guy with acid is a good guy with acid

    Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:57:29 UTC from web in context
  18. @tiffany These things would never happen if everyone carried acid

    Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:52:50 UTC from web in context
  19. I can only play Symmetra effectively on one map. However, this puts me in the top percentile of Symmetra players.

    Thursday, 20-Jul-17 21:25:55 UTC from web
  20. !Streaming bad overwatch play if anyone on earth cares

    Thursday, 20-Jul-17 18:43:39 UTC from web
  21. I mean most of us are english, that one guy is German, @Scribus already knows about it and @awl is a non-voting war criminal

    Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 20:03:26 UTC from web in context
  22. So does anyone give a apple if I enable a net neutrality protest on here?

    Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 19:59:01 UTC from web in context
  23. !streaming some Overwatch at http://pny.lv/1pk9q

    Tuesday, 11-Jul-17 17:43:20 UTC from web
  24. Smooth lions are eating me

    Sunday, 09-Jul-17 14:22:54 UTC from web in context
  25. RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone

    Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web in context
  26. A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God. I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. . . They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.

    Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:38:20 UTC from web
  27. @mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia

    Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:36:22 UTC from web in context
  28. I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk

    Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:30:58 UTC from web in context
  29. Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn

    Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 22:36:23 UTC from web
  30. Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there

    Saturday, 24-Jun-17 08:19:03 UTC from web in context