Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 128

  1. @nerthos The script is supposed to unsandbox it and post 35 times, then resandbox

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:54:10 UTC from web in context
  2. It actually didn't work properly.

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:53:24 UTC from web in context
  3. I was testing Widgets "clear the timeline" bot. I figured I'd better test it before something was actually happening

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:52:47 UTC from web in context
  4. ITS HAPPENING

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:49:13 UTC from web
  5. Maybe we can treat his injuries and shoot him some more when he gets better

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:42:24 UTC from web
  6. Man, they didn't kill that guy. That sucks.

    Saturday, 20-Apr-13 21:42:09 UTC from web
  7. @scribus Certainly he'll object to me unilaterally making his server one

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:47:29 UTC from web in context
  8. @scribus I was thinking he might object to being a TOR relay.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:46:01 UTC from web in context
  9. Let me put it like this. Imagine that you have one cake and I have nine cakes. This is like that, except that you have no cakes and I have nine worldfires. Also I have this cake

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:45:13 UTC from web
  10. Now I realise that whilst I have nine worldfires, some of you out there may have a worldfire of your own and may be thoroughly enjoying your purchase, but imagine how I must feel with nine worldfires. I think you will find that I am enjoying it nine times as much.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:44:57 UTC from web in context
  11. @scribus If I knew how to do that and thought widget would even remotely approve of that I'd probably do it

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:38:48 UTC from web in context
  12. @scribus That's the standard to which I encrypt my pornography

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:35:31 UTC from web in context
  13. How about a shadowboxed message demanding you sign a petition that requires a US address to verify and that pops up every time you reload the page.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:35:08 UTC from web
  14. (As opposed to the occasions on which I black out the site through incompetence)

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:33:43 UTC from web
  15. Guys should I black out the site on purpose to protest CISPA.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 17:33:22 UTC from web in context
  16. @redenchilada "Rainbow Dash Network"

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 16:08:09 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  17. is there a name for the phenomenon whereby people who are modestly expert in one field think that this means they can talk authoritatively about other, unrelated fields?

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:51:07 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  18. Is it legal to fire someone for not knowing who Daft Punk are?

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:27:17 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  19. @thelastgherkin Is this a joke based on the fact that transformers didn't exist as before that because I have to tell you I am not in any way familliar with that timeline

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:21:06 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  20. Some commentary here on RDN lead to me having a fascinating discussion with someone about what essentially is being discussed here http://www.daedtech.com/how-developers-stop-learning-rise-of-the-expert-beginner

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:19:43 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  21. @thelastgherkin Oh hey it's your thing https://derpiboo.ru/92204?scope=scpe5a53da3040cf24081ab05037cdb30019bfdff9c5

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:17:10 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  22. @thelastgherkin That's why they're getting her a pro VA. So she can do a different voice for every line

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:11:47 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  23. @pony Bon Bon.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 15:05:09 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  24. "Astronomer Alan Harris calculates that a person’s lifetime odds of death from a comet or meteorite impact are about 1 in 700,000. If a typical person in the calculation lives 70 years, this suggests a Florida resident suffers an average of 0.64 femtodeaths per second from meteorite impacts:" Goddamnit Randall.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 13:58:04 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
  25. @thelastgherkin In truth I do need to replace this coat as it's looking increasingly battered. Like some kind of hobo Matrix character.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 13:48:14 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  26. @thelastgherkin For a moment I thought you were criticising my actual coat.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 13:41:54 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  27. @thelastgherkin http://fav.me/d5mou8r

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 13:37:49 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  28. @zeldatra Hydrogen fluoride can dissolve human tissue on contact, starting with your lungs and corneas.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 13:27:46 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  29. @zeldatra that's good, and a shame, in that order.

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 12:40:20 UTC from StatusNet Desktop in context
  30. This panel has potential http://media.tumblr.com/00650f5228d9b08d3cf857650cac9fff/tumblr_inline_mkrfmm59ul1qz4rgp.png

    Friday, 19-Apr-13 12:37:00 UTC from StatusNet Desktop

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