Timeline for wwwtinfoilfakesitecom list by ceruleansparkold, page 64
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@zeldatra The entire of statusnet is probably less than 100mb, including the theme. I never bothered to check. The post database is 2gb though. Which, for just text, is kind of impressive.
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@zeldatra That's just files uploaded alongside posts. Not avatars, or backgrounds.
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RDN's folder of uploaded files is 20 something gb in size. That's ridiculous.
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I've killed people for less.
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@mastertdi We can't stop here. This is moron country.
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And Fluttershy, and Metal. All those people whose combined idiocy was so severe we had to sit down and write rules.
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 20:21:38 UTC from web -
@mrdragon You've forgotten dear Zach and Nvr, haven't you.
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@lilytheamazingfaintingpony No not really like either of those things. More like amputating a gangrenous limb to save the whole.
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@lilytheamazingfaintingpony I have. Perhaps a day will come where it's necessary for me to do so.
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@redenchilada I can't see how the statusnet dir could be 22gb otherwise
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Y'know were it not for RDN's ludicrous sized archive of everyones old avatars and profile backgrounds I could probably comfortably host it from Machina
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Of course Stephanie then completely justifies my reticence by telling me she's googled my name to try and find my employer.
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 19:22:41 UTC from web -
@lilytheamazingfaintingpony I signed up for a server analytics service so I could get some hard performance numbers for the obscene contortions I'm putting statusnet through. As it's a free service, and I wasn't using it on behalf of a company, it's pretty obvious that I wouldn't put down a company name.
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"I noticed you did not put down a real company name when you registered". NO papayas STEPHANIE.
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When small things get kicked around they might destroy the town.
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"I guess I'll check the deleted notices" >Tips for natural breast enlargement. What the hell
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ALSO THE XBOX ONE I GUESS
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 18:56:31 UTC from web -
@zeldatra A unit of computing speed equal to one million million floating-point operations per second.
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@scribus The superior version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgf8tao9dZM
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So, Let's get down to business.
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Every trawl of Disney Songs on youtube eventually culminates in I'll Make a Man Out of You
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A song about sexy alpacas
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 18:38:09 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 18:32:49 UTC from web -
@tavi It tries pretty hard to live though. Inserts maybe half the notices before it keels over
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You know what happens to a statusnet instance when you throw 100 notices a second at it?
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@mastertdi No, I'm fine with mine
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@mastertdi Centipedes
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@mastertdi Little black squash balls.
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@mastertdi Potato Knishes
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Is there anything more entertaining than DoS attacking your own machine just to see how long you can coax it into hanging in there
Wednesday, 12-Jun-13 17:46:24 UTC from web
