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Luke Skywalker isn't a reptile......... he's a Mark Mammal
Tuesday, 02-May-17 18:29:28 UTC from web -
Specifically I see "age is just a number" on there way more than I feel like I should.
Monday, 01-May-17 20:28:19 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Age is just a number and prison is just a building
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It would still be two days till we say wasabi
Monday, 01-May-17 13:55:10 UTC from web -
(me, thinking about Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman") Maybe she's just misunderstood
Monday, 01-May-17 10:03:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Maybe she's just evil and you calling her misunderstood is causing her to have a lower self-esteem relating to her ability to express herself clearly
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE EVIL DEAL WITH IT GET papayaED -
@zennx Except the song is performed by a former lover of hers so the narrator is unreliable
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I remember in my dream wearing a metal beak to peck at someone's webcam for Youtube
Monday, 01-May-17 09:00:41 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Which Pokémon likes e-cigarettes?
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 21:16:48 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin banned
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The NCIS theme song is a banger
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 20:14:12 UTC from web -
How about that episode of Doctor Who yesterday where the Doctor ate a bull's banana
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 18:19:22 UTC from web -
FrankerZ YOU BALTIMORE!
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 14:54:18 UTC from web -
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 14:49:17 UTC from web
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Daily reminder http://rainbowdash.net/url/191975
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 11:36:24 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Best Scooby-Doo monster when it comes to design.
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@adiwan True and correct
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I can't believe Doctor Who succumbed to SJWs by saying that racism is bad and that all human life is worth something
Sunday, 30-Apr-17 11:40:56 UTC from web -
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 21:04:32 UTC from web
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@thelastgherkin why is it always Kaa
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@scribus I guess one character had to get out of that film without becoming a furry cornerstone
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I saw a bus advertising Alien Covenant but the "Covenant" part wasn't clear so it just looked like "ALIEN - from the director of ALIEN"
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 12:18:49 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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If you watch that pony show tag your spiolers with a hashtag yeh
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:00:37 UTC from web -
Here come the fun police
Saturday, 29-Apr-17 11:00:23 UTC from web -
While you were having premarital sex, I studied the Blade franchise starring Wesley Snipes
Friday, 28-Apr-17 17:23:19 UTC from web -
I think you'll find that the universe pretty much covers everything
Friday, 28-Apr-17 08:56:03 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@thelastgherkin shut up horse
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Welcome to the jungle, they're the modern stone age family
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 22:11:58 UTC from web -
Isn't Lucida Grande that singer
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 21:12:41 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin what demographic do you think this post has
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@tiffany My kind of people
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Theory: Toy Story is the imaginings of Andy, who one day lost two toys until they turned up while moving house
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 11:31:25 UTC from web -
Ponk up the jam
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 09:04:00 UTC from web -
We Are Number One except it's part of a Weird Al Lazytown polka medley
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 08:58:20 UTC from web -
Overly concerned with someone possibly trying to make me her "gay best friend" despite containing multitudes
Thursday, 27-Apr-17 08:57:30 UTC from web -
It's weird how Dittos went from perfect mimics in the Pokémon games to there being one anomalous Ditto who couldn't change his face in the anime to all Dittos being unable to change their faces
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 20:35:51 UTC from web -
Whoah, that spammer changed their profile design. That's new.
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 20:28:49 UTC from web -
Yes, we have no sferatu
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 19:38:46 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Nose for Atu (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atu)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web -
Who's been drawin' dicks?
Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 08:23:30 UTC from web
