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1. Matt

   so this cartoon opens on a very long zoom-out and i keep finding myself tempted to animate absolutely every member of the crowd. (Largest crowd scene I've ever done)

   Friday, 07-Sep-18 04:16:52 UTC from web
   • Scribus

     @mrmattimation Bump that lamp!

     Friday, 07-Sep-18 05:12:23 UTC in context
   • Cerulean Spark

     @mrmattimation It's worth noting that humans can only actually see like, 5 moving things at once, tops, before the brain starts employing various shortcuts to reduce processing time.

     Friday, 07-Sep-18 10:33:06 UTC in context
2. Matt

   i think my roommate is gay but i don’t think he trusts me enough to let me know. should i bring that up eventually or just leave it be, because i don’t want him to like suppress something about himself around me because he thinks he’d make me uncomfortable (he wouldn’t)

   Thursday, 23-Aug-18 22:34:40 UTC from web
   • Cerulean Spark

     @mrmattimation just keep eating the most phallic foodstuffs you can find in the most erotic ways possible and see how flustered he gets.

     Thursday, 23-Aug-18 23:08:05 UTC in context
   • Cerulean Spark Cerulean Spark

     @ceruleanspark you all probably think I’m being facetious, but this is more or less literally how I met my boyfriend.

     Friday, 24-Aug-18 03:40:17 UTC in context
3. Cerulean Spark

   Final Space is worth watching if you've got netflix, incidentally.

   Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:47:34 UTC from web
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   • Scribus

     @ceruleanspark I do believe TBS is or once was a channel....

     Thursday, 23-Aug-18 23:12:46 UTC in context
   • Matt

     @ceruleanspark TBS is indeed the network it was on. It was supposed to be part of an original animated block with a Louis C.K. show and J.G. Quintel’s new show. Louis C.K.’s show was cancelled for obvious reasons, Quintel’s is the Half-Life 3 of animated television and no news on it has been released in a while, so Final Space just ended up being part of their usual lineup with the other remaining animated show on the block.

     Thursday, 23-Aug-18 23:32:46 UTC in context
   • RDN's Lucifer

     @ceruleanspark What is it about? Been getting back into sci-fi lately

     Friday, 24-Aug-18 01:47:53 UTC in context
4. Cerulean Spark

   Does Rainbow Six Siege require some kind of "Dickloaf Certificate" before you're allowed to use voice? Because I swear to god, these people...

   Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:43:33 UTC from web
5. Cerulean Spark

   Why didn't Thanos just double the amount of resources in the universe?

   Thursday, 23-Aug-18 20:00:09 UTC from web
   • Scribus

     @ceruleanspark Because children are the most precious resource and that would just launch a downward spiral.

     Thursday, 23-Aug-18 21:00:48 UTC in context
6. Matt

   Brock: I mango boys. I cherry white, white boys.

   Saturday, 04-Aug-18 20:04:35 UTC from web
   • Cerulean Spark

     @mrmattimation White butt boys?

     Sunday, 05-Aug-18 09:56:37 UTC in context
7. Cerulean Spark

   I just got a load of notifications from an RDN YouTube channel I didn’t know existed. Apparently bound to the “webmaster@“ email address

   Thursday, 02-Aug-18 07:24:02 UTC from web
8. monsutaa kaado!

   well, this is random and pretty pointless since noeory will really care. But i'd just like to apaolgize for going full retard with all that Twilight thing back then. Really, i dont know how it got to that....

   Friday, 27-Jul-18 03:02:13 UTC from web
9. Cerulean Spark

   I dreamed you guys missed me. That seems implausible

   Sunday, 22-Jul-18 19:05:44 UTC from web
   • Scribus

     @ceruleanspark For one thing, there are hardly enough of us to address plurally. How've you been?

     Sunday, 22-Jul-18 20:15:42 UTC in context
   • Firestorm

     @ceruleanspark i always miss what i dont have.

     Wednesday, 25-Jul-18 18:14:20 UTC in context
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10. doates

    Boy. Been a long time since I've been on this site.

    Wednesday, 27-Jun-18 19:35:44 UTC from web
11. Solidus Sans

    the poweryiff girls

    Sunday, 03-Jun-18 16:00:53 UTC from web
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    • Firestorm

      @yodelerty http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872165

      
      Monday, 04-Jun-18 12:09:47 UTC in context
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12. monsutaa kaado!

    i dont know how the hell i'm going to the doctorate selection exam in the wednesday if it keeps like this. ANd knwo the post grad secretary, they could probably wait untill we're 30 mins waiting for the exam to let us know that they had delayed it

    Saturday, 26-May-18 21:17:01 UTC from web
13. monsutaa kaado!

    well, my japanese test got delayed because of the chaotic state of the country :v

    Saturday, 26-May-18 16:37:06 UTC from web
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    • monsutaa kaado! Scribus

      @scribus well, it all began when every single leader this country has had decided to not build any railways here, which made the whole country depended on trucks. Then they recently decided to increase a lot the price of the diesel oil out of nowhere, then the truck drives started a strike and that pretty much broke the country. Now the markets are running out of food, the pharmacies are running out of medicines, airports are canceling lots of their flights because they do have fuel to the airplanes and the Gas price pretty much doubled in a week in some places

      Saturday, 26-May-18 17:47:00 UTC in context
    • Scribus

      @mushi Holy crap. Hope you're hanging on OK.

      Saturday, 26-May-18 21:00:03 UTC in context
    • monsutaa kaado! Scribus

      @scribus we're fine so far, but we are stuck in this tinny city we live because we dont have gas or buses to leave :v
      
      But if everything keeps on like that we might start having problems

      Saturday, 26-May-18 21:13:54 UTC in context
14. Cerulean Spark

    It’s horseshoe theory in action you guys

    Thursday, 24-May-18 12:00:32 UTC from web
15. Cerulean Spark

    For the people who care about federation (Probably just @nerthos and @awl) I have no idea why it isn’t working. This is actually a new server, at a new hosting provider and a functionally fresh install of RDN’s version of statusnet. So unless DigitalOcean, Cloudflare, or the other instances themselves are blocking us (or them), there’s no particular reason why it *shouldn’t* work.

    Thursday, 24-May-18 06:14:26 UTC from web
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    • Scribus RDN's Lucifer

      @nerthos Highly competent.

      Friday, 25-May-18 13:34:51 UTC in context
    • RDN's Lucifer Scribus

      @scribus Certainly one of the funnier lolcows if you don't actually have to deal with him.

      Saturday, 26-May-18 03:51:24 UTC in context
    • Firestorm

      @ceruleanspark Im actually very startled about making a Jew comment 20 seconds ago now...

      Saturday, 26-May-18 04:18:43 UTC in context
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16. monsutaa kaado!

    hah mei's face is on a butt http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872027

    
    Thursday, 24-May-18 03:18:13 UTC from web
17. monsutaa kaado!

    i love it when i find headlines that begin with "MAn in florida"

    Thursday, 24-May-18 03:01:11 UTC from web
    • Scribus

      @mushi Florida Man is a national treasure and a gift to the rest of the world.

      Thursday, 24-May-18 03:08:57 UTC in context
18. monsutaa kaado!

    Bible for minecrafters http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872026

    
    Thursday, 24-May-18 02:40:06 UTC from web
19. monsutaa kaado!

    . http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872025

    
    Thursday, 24-May-18 02:35:01 UTC from web
20. monsutaa kaado!

    I cant beleive minna no nihongo literally showed 2 dicks http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872017

    
    Tuesday, 22-May-18 22:45:26 UTC from web
21. monsutaa kaado!

    i watched the new boku no hero episode with my imouto's friends and i think that is as intimate i ever got with a girl *thinking emoji*

    Sunday, 20-May-18 04:36:56 UTC from web
    • monsutaa kaado!

      @mushi well, there was also the time i played 2 turns of pokemon TCG with a cute honoka cosplayer

      Sunday, 20-May-18 04:41:19 UTC in context
22. monsutaa kaado! Artists

    !art drawing a thingy i thought would be cute http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/872003

    
    Saturday, 19-May-18 01:04:14 UTC from web
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    • Firestorm

      @mushi I had to stare at that extra long to make sir the character want a pony.

      Saturday, 19-May-18 03:57:38 UTC in context
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23. Scribus

    So I understand Brexit voters were largely halfwits at best.

    Wednesday, 02-May-18 19:05:13 UTC from web
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    • Cerulean Spark

      @scribus They’re the end result of a 40 year campaign by what is essentially state run media (or to be more accurate, a media run state) to overturn the previous referendum we had on joining the EU in the first place. Turns out it’s really easy to gaslight a populace when you spend decades ensuring they’ll never have the tools required to verify your claims.

      Saturday, 05-May-18 10:23:55 UTC in context
    • awlxaĺan Cerulean Spark

      @ceruleanspark it’s like the independentists took a page from the Bolsheviks who started that campaign in the ruins of the Russian empire

      Saturday, 05-May-18 13:40:48 UTC in context
    • Scribus Cerulean Spark

      @ceruleanspark Boy oh boy am I glad America won't ever face a problem like that.

      Saturday, 05-May-18 14:35:14 UTC in context
24. monsutaa kaado!

    Good to see game devs finally care for what is really important http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871940

    
    Friday, 27-Apr-18 21:55:09 UTC from web
25. monsutaa kaado!

    my little witch academia collector edition just came! http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871939

    
    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 20:17:08 UTC from web
26. monsutaa kaado!

    if capitalism is so good how come there isn't capitalism 2?

    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 17:22:10 UTC from web
27. monsutaa kaado!

    if communism is so good how come there isn't communism 2?

    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 17:21:52 UTC from web
28. monsutaa kaado!

    When konami lets americans creat yugioh cards http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871938

    
    Thursday, 26-Apr-18 17:14:48 UTC from web
29. Cerulean Spark

    What the hell is Forskolin anyway. I'd literally never heard of the stuff before bots started trying to use my website to sell it

    Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:51:24 UTC from web
    • Scribus

      @ceruleanspark I think here is the first that any of us are hearing of this.

      Tuesday, 24-Apr-18 21:59:09 UTC in context
30. monsutaa kaado!

    So, i wachted yesterday on nickelodeon an Ad of a music group named "beetles for kids". As the beetles songs so family unfriendly that they need to have a version for kids?
    I am music illiterate, BTW

    Sunday, 22-Apr-18 23:31:29 UTC from web
    • Scribus

      @mushi No, I think it's more a matter of the Beatles being so kid-friendly that it's easy to make an adaptation. Also, licensing the rights to use Beatles songs is harder and more expensive than licensing the remake rights and then licensing the remake for use, so if you're already doing a cover you might as well special purpose it.

      Monday, 23-Apr-18 13:44:36 UTC in context