Notices by colfax, page 5

  1. colfax colfax

    @awl That would be the only reason I'd watch it, he was the best part.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 23:24:48 UTC from web in context
  2. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker My previous statement still stands.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 18:33:14 UTC from web in context
  3. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker Yeah, that ship has long since sailed, sunk, been salvaged, and turned into an artificial reef.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 18:30:23 UTC from web in context
  4. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker There's also the possibility of not waking up at all and I have no family left to sue anyone.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 18:26:31 UTC from web in context
  5. colfax colfax

    @scribus Unfortunately, that stupidly high tolerance also works on meds and suchlike... which will be fun if I ever need surgery or something.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 18:20:28 UTC from web in context
  6. colfax colfax

    @adiwan Yeah, can't even get blackout drunk, I literally drank myself sober.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 09:26:55 UTC from web in context
  7. colfax colfax

    @adiwan Well, the last time I wanted to see if I could get alcohol poisoning... I don't think I can.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 09:17:35 UTC from web in context
  8. colfax colfax

    @adiwan Better than the reason I used the last time.

    Friday, 22-Apr-16 09:08:30 UTC from web in context
  9. colfax colfax

    @tiffany 1 or 2?

    Thursday, 21-Apr-16 22:38:00 UTC from web in context
  10. colfax colfax

    @narwhal If he gets into office I'm heading to mexico and help them sort out their cartel problem.

    Thursday, 21-Apr-16 21:14:40 UTC from web in context
  11. colfax colfax

    @thelastgherkin Chunks of dead squirrel everywhere...

    Thursday, 21-Apr-16 19:03:12 UTC from web in context
  12. colfax colfax

    @scribus You sound like one of my roommates.

    Thursday, 21-Apr-16 04:51:45 UTC from web in context
  13. colfax colfax

    @nerthos I'm behind the curve...

    Thursday, 21-Apr-16 03:38:15 UTC from web in context
  14. colfax colfax

    @mrmattimation "funny 9gag", is that like jumbo shrimp or military intelligence?

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 22:30:07 UTC from web in context
  15. colfax colfax

    . http://pny.lv/0dtgn

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 22:15:39 UTC from web
  16. colfax colfax

    @mrmattimation Yes... no... maybe... I don't know.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 22:13:30 UTC from web in context
  17. colfax colfax

    @rarity Then I don't know, I haven't seen any money in so long I can't even remember what bill Reagan is on.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 22:12:09 UTC from web in context
  18. colfax colfax

    @rarity Because, apparently, changing the pic on the $20 bill will make the world a better place,,, somehow.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 22:10:31 UTC from web in context
  19. colfax colfax

    @scribus Or money, you forgot the money... can't let that stuff get away.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 18:23:20 UTC from web in context
  20. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker Because the two in the lead, Trumpkin and the lizard king, are equally despised by their own party.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 18:22:47 UTC from web in context
  21. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker Right now I'm just enjoying watching the GOP implode, it's like a slow-motion trainwreck, all I need is some popcorn.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 18:15:55 UTC from web in context
  22. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker "Please clap"

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 17:47:23 UTC from web in context
  23. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker Any debate with Trumpkin is usually on the "third grade playground" level and his answers to questions read like a kid trying to pad out an essay to reach the word limit the teacher set.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 17:45:52 UTC from web in context
  24. colfax colfax

    @critialcloudkicker Yeah, I know, I usually use the word to describe Ted Cruz and the great Trumpkin.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 17:35:06 UTC from web in context
  25. colfax colfax

    @scribus I think the closest you'll find is "backpfeifengesicht".

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 17:27:20 UTC from web in context
  26. colfax colfax

    @m14brony Hillary has a bigger dick...

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 03:45:52 UTC from web in context
  27. colfax colfax

    @mrmattimation You done beating that dead horse yet?

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 03:36:30 UTC from web in context
  28. colfax colfax

    @mushi I'm ok with that, had no plans on going there anyway.

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 03:34:21 UTC from web in context
  29. colfax colfax

    *walks in, sees politics being discussed, turns around and walks back out*

    Wednesday, 20-Apr-16 03:31:24 UTC from web in context
  30. colfax colfax

    I think I need several bottles of this, mainly because I hate myself... http://pny.lv/0dq2t

    Tuesday, 19-Apr-16 23:43:58 UTC from web in context