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A UKIP councillor is blaming the recent flooding of parts of Britain on gay marriage. Guys. If I get married, I can have wicked weather powers
Sunday, 19-Jan-14 18:49:37 UTC from web- Scribus and Eris like this.
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@thelastgherkin Didn't you know that married gays become shamans?
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@flamingpandaomg let's just hope vegan gays stay single. a shaman with added vegan superpowers.
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@vt3c answer: never
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@thelastgherkin especially if you marry Carl Weathers
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@flamingpandaomg Look yo, if there's some sort of book of hot tips for the decloseted homosexual then I'd love to have a flick through.
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@vcgriffin It's like rai-ee-ain on your wedding day.
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@vt3c I'd blame this man's 600,000 signatures from practising Christians - but if I've done the maths right, that's like 1.5% of the UK's Christian population.
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@thelastgherkin 1.6%. Close enough.
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@snowcone straight married people who wanted to buy houses, yes
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@thelastgherkin I always thought floods were due to too much water in one place.
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"♻ @thelastgherkin A UKIP councillor is blaming the recent flooding of parts of Britain on gay marriage. Guys. If I get married, I can have /wicked weather powers/" I now understand why same-sex marriage is a threat to 'traditional' marriage - I would totally marry a dude to get superpowers. No question.
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