Conversation
Notices
-
Holy mangoe why are there so many pregnant girls on Facebook. I think girls are planning group pregnancies or something.
Tuesday, 10-Sep-13 21:54:55 UTC from web-
@flamingpandaomg Facebook is the home of the pregnant
-
@flamingpandaomg It's a conspiracy. They are secretly growing evil cyborgs.
-
@foxgopher This is ridiculous there's another 3 just this week.
-
@flamingpandaomg The only conclusion we can safely draw is that facebook is making people pregnant. Are you next?
-
@flamingpandaomg Birth control is a lie
-
@ceruleanspark If we're going by the size of my stomach you can say I already am.
-
@foxgopher @flamingpandaomg "Whenever I look on facebook, I can't help but think I narrowly avoided a cult where everybody who is not pregnant by the age of 22 is killed, or branded a loner and shunned" - My sister\
RDN's Lucifer likes this. -
@flamingpandaomg why hello
-
@critialcloudkicker By the age of 22? I'm seeing nothing but 16-18 year olds pregnant here. Oh my God.
-
-
@ceruleanspark Teen pregnancy isn't funny. Alright? I'm only going to say this once. I was pregnant once. Do you know how painful it is to have to go to a planned parenthood clinic as a dude? No, you don't.
-
@critialcloudkicker She might be right
-
@zeldatra Probably marginally less painful than actually giving birth through your dong, I'd imagine.
Matt likes this. -
@flamingpandaomg I am not trying to pull the "location location location" card here but. Yea... statistics :( America has both the most and the youngest sexually active people.
-
@ceruleanspark BWAHAHAHA
-
@critialcloudkicker I don't care if they're 16 and sexual active. That's all cool. Just be damn careful, kids.
-
@critialcloudkicker It's this area out in the middle of nowhere. I think there's literally nothing else to do here except make children and collect child support.
-
@foxgopher Seen as we were both born and raised in an orphanage on cathedral grounds. Yes. It is even more grim.
-
@flamingpandaomg How about something... A little bit more constructive and less life-changing ?
-
@critialcloudkicker Wait you were born in an orphanage? Where are you from again?
-
@critialcloudkicker People would rather just make more children here.
-
@foxgopher The orphanage was in the Netherlands. I am not quite sure what that tells about my heritage though
-
@critialcloudkicker you're currently in the Netherlands though
-
@flamingpandaomg *sigh* Well at least I hope they are not throwing the "birth control is expensive" around like an excuse for having many children
-
@foxgopher Yes
-
@critialcloudkicker Nope. They just get excited when they hear about child support I guess.
-
@critialcloudkicker Ok. That's kind of a cool story though. Not the orphan part, but you get my drift
-
@flamingpandaomg "child support" or "free money" ?
-
@critialcloudkicker Child Support = free money here.
-
@foxgopher Actually being an orphan is not bad in any way, not for me at least. I have a very nice and big ( not blood related ) family. Sadly I seem to be the only techie.
-
@flamingpandaomg That was exactly the point I was trying to make. However having a child for the sake of free money is kind of like a double edged sword I reckon. One one side you get money ( which is good ) but you are now responsible for another lifeform ( which can be bad )
-
@critialcloudkicker I'm not saying it's a bad thing, but I mean I can see why lots of people would think that.
-
@critialcloudkicker Also children are expensive as all hell to raise.
-
@flamingpandaomg Roughly 0.6 million USD someone calculated back in '09
-
@foxgopher Oh, yea, I know. However you can use it as a jumping-board early in your life ( should you be adult like fast enough ) to get places. Like the library.
-